NWS Pics that make you :lol: every time you see them NWS

[PaxtonShelby]

You guys are going to crash the servers ording these bad boys.


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At least make the machine look like a chick’s backside...and throw some cup holders on her back and give you a ponytail to pull and make it groan and scream and talk dirty to you while you pound and smack it and have it make you a sammich and grab you a beer when you’re done and not ask to cuddle after you blow and....

Maybe I’ve said too much...

 

[Outlaw99]

At least make the machine look like a chick’s backside...and throw some cup holders on her back and give you a ponytail to pull and make it grown and scream and talk dirty to you while you pound and smack it and have it make you a sammich and grab you a beer when you’re done and not ask to cuddle and....

Maybe I’ve said too much...

It had an interactive screen to customize your experience. Ive ordered one for each room, and a portable that will fit in my wrangler.

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[PaxtonShelby]

It had an interactive screen to customize your experience. Ive ordered one for each room, and a portable that will fit in my wrangler.

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LOL!

I saw the screen...but they can do better than that. They need to go “balls out” so to speak.

Speaking of balls, the machine could use a heated ball-cupping mechanism...with adjustable suction.

 

[_Snake_]

At least make the machine look like a chick’s backside...and throw some cup holders on her back and give you a ponytail to pull and make it grown and scream and talk dirty to you while you pound and smack it and have it make you a sammich and grab you a beer when you’re done and not ask to cuddle after you blow and....

Maybe I’ve said too much...

Put these in the new style of sex dolls.

Done.

 

[blk02edge]

Some cats are trash. My wife’s inside cat pukes daily. DAILY.

It’s deaf, serves no purpose, is disgusting, and makes some annoying ass meowing groaning sound at night.

If it died, I would celebrate.

My cat I had when I lived at home was awesome.

No doubt about it. Like everything there are those that suck ass. Dogs are not exempt of being trash either though. I would actually like to have a dog but do not have the time to be a good owner.

 

[72MachOne99GT]

At least make the machine look like a chick’s backside...and throw some cup holders on her back and give you a ponytail to pull and make it grown and scream and talk dirty to you while you pound and smack it and have it make you a sammich and grab you a beer when you’re done and not ask to cuddle after you blow and....

Maybe I’ve said too much...

No, please... continue!

 

[Uncle Meat]

Basically a Fleshlight mounted to a reciprocating assembly. Get to work men!

U.M.

 

[rwleonard]

Nobody facing a tense tactical situation ever said, "I wish we had a cat."

 

[72MachOne99GT]

Nobody facing a tense tactical situation ever said, "I wish we had a cat."

Train large cats and that’ll change in a hurry.

“We are sending in the Police Tiger. Come out and Show us your hands or you will get bit, and more likely eaten.”

 

[rwleonard]

Ha! The hard part is finding someone willing to wear the bite suit for the training. I actually got a guy to come out of an attic by yelling, "Get the snake!"

 

[PaxtonShelby]

I love dogs...but yeah...the biggest cats are not to be messed with. Even a 40 pound wildcat will shred about anything out there.

 

[PaxtonShelby]

Ha! The hard part is finding someone willing to wear the bite suit for the training. I actually got a guy to come out of an attic by yelling, "Get the snake!"

Lol - that’s some awesome outside-the-box thinking right there!

 

[ZYBORG]

 

[ZYBORG]

 

[rwleonard]

Pocket pussy.

 

[rwleonard]

Lol - that’s some awesome outside-the-box thinking right there!

I didn't expect it to work, I just thought it was funny.

 

[Revvv]

Train large cats and that’ll change in a hurry.

“We are sending in the Police Tiger. Come out and Show us your hands or you will get bit, and more likely eaten.”

Big cats are fine with. Feral house cats, and their domesticated brothers are pests.

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[blk02edge]

Nobody facing a tense tactical situation ever said, "I wish we had a cat."

Train large cats and that’ll change in a hurry.

“We are sending in the Police Tiger. Come out and Show us your hands or you will get bit, and more likely eaten.”

lol could you ****en imagine a swat tiger in tac gear? they'd be able to end crime in Detroit...

 

[KilledbyKenne]

Tell us where the bad man touched you.

That's it. Let all your feelings out about the poor kitties not having any claws. This is a safe space.

 

[edved37]

You know what this tread needs...more cat vs dog talk. Lets stick to the pics