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[ZYBORG]

This fits. This showed up on garbage website.

Click link and go down 2/3rds for a good time.

"Who Says A Little Coochie Lip Ruins A Look?" — Women Who Bought The Skims Micro Bralette And Thong Are Sharing Their Thoughts

"I see a lot of people joking about how much this piece would cover, and I think we all need to accept that just because things don't fit us the way they fit Kendall Jenner, doesn't mean they look absurd or comical — they look just as hot. Who says a little coochie lip ruins a look? Or some...

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[Tezz500]

 

[ZYBORG]

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[Zemedici]

I got catfished on a dating app back in the day when they were starting to hit the scene…. She had a pretty face, but had done the “my space angles” thing…. To top it off, she also admitted that she had gained a bunch of weight…

Met her when I had just moved to the location and and said **** it…. Lets bag this cow…. It sucked. Pussy was huge and she was a dead fish.

Vowed to never again. Been bagging quality cake since then, even if I have had to go thru a dry spell or two…

How was yours?

Never been with a fat chick, as I’ve heard it’s the same as you described.

Plus fat is just gross to me lolol

 

[Shadow Grey 03]

Too many to count here…..

Heard that one. Some of the best pussy I've had was from a thick one. Too bad it was my friend's sister......hahahahaha

 

[Shadow Grey 03]

Bout time you mother ****ers agree to hoggin

The old joke still applies. They are like mopeds.....fun to ride, just don't let your friends see you doing it. Haha.

 

[CompOrange04GT]

**** one fat chick behind the applebeees dumpster and you never hear the end of it geeeeze

 

[kazman]

 

[MG0h3]

I got catfished on a dating app back in the day when they were starting to hit the scene…. She had a pretty face, but had done the “my space angles” thing…. To top it off, she also admitted that she had gained a bunch of weight…

Met her when I had just moved to the location and and said **** it…. Lets bag this cow…. It sucked. Pussy was huge and she was a dead fish.

Vowed to never again. Been bagging quality cake since then, even if I have had to go thru a dry spell or two…

How was yours?

Lmfao

Three of us went to a cougar bar at a hotel here. Funny thing is, I brought this smoke show that I was dating. 24 smoking everything. But she was a dingbat and always got Indian drunk. So bad I sent her home.

We piled in with a couple different broads and went to Village Inn @2am. Looking for my buddy and his turd who wasn’t fat but looked like Tom Petty if you ask me. My turd points out her Jeep and I catch movement inside. Wander over and he’s banging her in the Village Inn parking lot lol.

We ended up back at my house and my bud and Tom Petty crashed on the couch.

He said he kept waking up because it sounded like someone was slapping a water bed with a boat oar.

It was horrible. I pulled out and told her to get out. Never forget those two turds standing by my door, me standing there in my underwear, and they had the nerve to ask for our phone numbers lol.

We both laughed and said no.


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[ZYBORG]

He said he kept waking up because it sounded like someone was slapping a water bed with a boat oar.

 

[ZYBORG]

Never been with a fat chick, as I’ve heard it’s the same as you described.

Plus fat is just gross to me lolol

Yeah… you are not missing a thing…

 

[13COBRA]

Never been with a fat chick, as I’ve heard it’s the same as you described.

Plus fat is just gross to me lolol

A fat chick would literally suffocate your stick ass.

 

[Zemedici]

A fat chick would literally suffocate your stick ass.

I completely agree.

I die, therefore i can’t buy the fattie snacks.

Everyone loses

 

[Corbic]

 

[_Snake_]

I’ve never gone to bed with a fat chick. Or an ugly one.

I’ve woken up with a few…….

 

[Double"O"]

Lmfao

Three of us went to a cougar bar at a hotel here. Funny thing is, I brought this smoke show that I was dating. 24 smoking everything. But she was a dingbat and always got Indian drunk. So bad I sent her home.

We piled in with a couple different broads and went to Village Inn @2am. Looking for my buddy and his turd who wasn’t fat but looked like Tom Petty if you ask me. My turd points out her Jeep and I catch movement inside. Wander over and he’s banging her in the Village Inn parking lot lol.

We ended up back at my house and my bud and Tom Petty crashed on the couch.

He said he kept waking up because it sounded like someone was slapping a water bed with a boat oar.

It was horrible. I pulled out and told her to get out. Never forget those two turds standing by my door, me standing there in my underwear, and they had the nerve to ask for our phone numbers lol.

We both laughed and said no.


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You didnt finish and then kick her out? Lol
Minus 5 intetnets lol

 

[blk02edge]

**** one fat chick behind the applebeees dumpster and you never hear the end of it geeeeze

Did she have really baggy pants and show up in a yellow Corvette? It was really dark out wasn't it...

 

[Shadow Grey 03]

Did she have really baggy pants and show up in a yellow Corvette? It was really dark out wasn't it...

Dead......****ing dead. You win this thread for the month. Too good for post of the day or week. Not good enough for the yearly award, yet......

 

[Tezz500]

The US built different Mah ****a.

 

[MG0h3]

You didnt finish and then kick her out? Lol
Minus 5 intetnets lol

Oh no, I wasn’t clear.

I don’t have junk food at the house but she still got a creampie.

I’m no quitter.


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