I'd love to wash that head of hair. Then bathe in the water.
It looks like dingleberries hanging from a buffalos ass
Well maybe you shouldnt get so ****in drunk you pass out. Pass out with your shoes on, you are fair game.
Trying to stick its hooves in my boots, so it doesn't run away...
if my friend would pee on my face, i swear to christ, i would break every single bones on his body or i would at least try! dude, that sh*t isn't funny!