Nothing like a child birth cake. Watching a kid come out of a bloody pea coat sleeve, while the woman is screaming stuff you never heard come out of her mouth before.
^^^ I guess I (more so my wife) was lucky...my wife had the epidural...and my daughter was a month early...2 pushes and bingo my daughter was here. 11.5 years ago and it seems like yesterday.
Baby wipes are great but you should also leave a pumas stone available, to rub out any organisms still living on the taint area. You can easily tell if they survived the baby wipes, they smell like Limburger cheese.