My oven won't melt the cheese on my pizza -.-

[Njc0las]

When's the last time you cleaned the oven? My oven started being a POS so I bit the bullet and cleaned the 5 year old inch of charred shit off of the inside and it was good as new.

 

[Machdup1]

Put it on the BBQ and call it a day

Yep, a real man can grill anything.

 

[SID297]

that's not cheese you're attempting to eat...

This. Eat Food. If the ingredients look like something I cooked up in my previous life as a Chemist I don't eat it.

 

[THE_STIG]

You know Ken Block had this problem trying to cook a Brown Recluse on his Solstice's engine. He ended up saying, "**** it" and called Papa Johns.

 

[JasonSnake]

I don't think Papa Johns seasons Brown Recluse spidies.

 

[jrakes88]

Put it on the BBQ and call it a day

Frozen pizzas taste 38917493x better on the grill anyways.

 

[Darko]

blow torch it

 

[SVTDice]

blow torch it

Its a bit late now, I may try it with the next one however!

 

[ChiSVT]

Real men eat frozen cheese.

By the way, I like how a thread about unmelted cheese is 2 pages long. :banana:

 

[03cobra#694]

You know Ken Block had this problem trying to cook a Brown Recluse on his Solstice's engine. He ended up saying, "**** it" and called Papa Johns.

:lol:

 

[James Snover]

This is just one of the reasons I always keep a flamethrower handy. If you do not have a flamethrower, douse the pizza in lighter fluid and light 'er up.

Jim Snover

 

[Sniperdog]

This is just one of the reasons I always keep a flamethrower handy. If you do not have a flamethrower, douse the pizza in lighter fluid and light 'er up.

Jim Snover

That flamethrower is for zombies and brown recluce spiders,.,., you can't bull shit a bull shiter

Sent with Riddla's massive johnson

 

[99cobrablack]

I once made my own pizza using some shredded frozen Mozzarella Cheese i found in my parents freezer, took me about 10 min to realize it was Hash Browns.... true story...

I actually laughed out loud..

 

[NasteeNate]

Dude, do a few high speed pulls in your terminator come back home. Get a piece of a metal plate, spray some spam on it. Let it sit on the supercharger for 8 minutes with the pizza on it then presto, nice melted cheese pizza. You gotta use the heaton for something j/k.