I will now be signing all emails with this disclaimer:
On average, it takes me two days to overthink the best response to your email. You can ensure that I will reply to you in my head and forget to send you an actual reply. In the future, please save us both the stress on our mental health and avoid sending me any emails.
I’m not saying I’m old and worn out, but I make sure I’m nowhere near the curb on trash day.
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it the most never use it.
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On average, it takes me two days to overthink the best response to your email. You can ensure that I will reply to you in my head and forget to send you an actual reply. In the future, please save us both the stress on our mental health and avoid sending me any emails.
I’m not saying I’m old and worn out, but I make sure I’m nowhere near the curb on trash day.
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it the most never use it.
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