so I have been home since Oct and have gotten 1,345,666 sales calls about everything known to man. They are really tiresome. so I have decided to turn every single call I get into a down and nasty phone sex call. Latest one when something like this:
Her: good evening am I speaking with Mr Jones?
me: yes
Her: My name is kathy and I would like to inform you about a marvelous opportunity we have for you since you have excellent credit
Me: Is your pussy wet?
Her: excuse me?
me: Is your pussy wet?
her: uhhhhh no.
Me: you know if you slip a finger or to in it you will make it wet.
Her: uhhh well thanks for you time (click)
told another one that I would buy two of whatever they were selling if they would suck my dick. things have quieted down some
How do you handle the stupid?
Her: good evening am I speaking with Mr Jones?
me: yes
Her: My name is kathy and I would like to inform you about a marvelous opportunity we have for you since you have excellent credit
Me: Is your pussy wet?
Her: excuse me?
me: Is your pussy wet?
her: uhhhhh no.
Me: you know if you slip a finger or to in it you will make it wet.
Her: uhhh well thanks for you time (click)
told another one that I would buy two of whatever they were selling if they would suck my dick. things have quieted down some
How do you handle the stupid?