Great Poop story (yes about poop)

[Matts00GT]

"Little snatches of conversation made
themselves heard over my anal symphony: "Gotta go... horrible... throw up...
in my mouth... not... make it... tell the kids... love them... oh God..."
followed by more sounds of suppressed gagging and retching."

Lol the tell the kids...love them...oh god part cracked me up. Very hysterical!

 

[roadracer247]

Ahahahahahhahah :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[bloodhound248]

lmao thats hysterical

that deserves this

 

[SVTCOBRAKID]

lol funniest thing ever. couldnt stop cracking up. is this a true story. wow.

 

[Blown318]

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Special Blend]

Long read but definately worth it.....and who the hells answers their sell phone taking a crap in a public toilet.
Serves him right, everytime he talks into it from now on he'll remember that it was swimming with MR Hankie and the boys!

 

[coolguy10786]

i am literally crying, that was the funniest thing i have ever read, thank you so much for making my night great, WOWOWOWO, amazing

+1 Dear God i can't breath, i've been laughing so hard

 

[C.K.]

OMFG larry i fell out of my chair, that was great!!! :beer:

 

[ucf_cobra]

"Oh my God," I heard him utter, following it with suppressed sounds of
choking, and then, "No, baby, that wasn't me (cough, gag), you could hear
that (gag)??"

I've never laughed so hard from reading a story, thanks for sharing

 

[McFly]

I was rewarded
with a fart of colossal magnitude -- a cross between the sound of someone
ripping a very wet bed sheet in half and of plywood being torn off a wall.
The sound gradually transitioned into a heavily modulated low-RPM tone, not
unlike someone firing up a Harley. I managed to hit the resonance frequency
of the stall, and it shook gently.

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I couldnt stop laughing :lol1: :lol1: :-D epper: :banana: :whine:

 

[FordMustangLove]

amazing

 

[scootro]

"Oh my God," I heard him utter, following it with suppressed sounds of
choking, and then, "No, baby, that wasn't me (cough, gag), you could hear
that (gag)??"

Little snatches of conversation made
themselves heard over my anal symphony: "Gotta go... horrible... throw up...
in my mouth... not... make it... tell the kids... love them... oh God..."
followed by more sounds of suppressed gagging and retching.

I heard a plop and splash from next door, followed by string of swear
words and gags. My poop-mate had dropped his phone into the toilet.:

Dammm, that was funny!!!!!! Bahahahaha……my cheeks hurt!!!!!!

 

[bchisom99]

TTT for Miami U and this thread going out to over 100 people last night....

 

[dragon40k]

This is proof positive that POO is FUNNY!

 

[96stanggt]

OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: I had to bring in the coworkers to read it....I didn't quite know how to explain why I laughing so hard....

 

[Friendchicken]

"Gotta go... horrible... throw up... in my mouth... not... make it... tell the kids... love them... oh God..."

Best line ever.

 

[STAMPEDE3]

Good one LL, as said before, I really needed that.
Having a sh!tty night myself. Now I feel better.

 

[crew_dawg16]

My fiance is trying to sleep and my stomach hurts from holding back the laughter. That was great. :thumbsup:

 

[90mustang306]

lol ahahha good story

 

[Slo65]

jesus :lol: i literally have tears coming down my cheek.... ah man.... my stomach hurts....

i so needed that, thats how i feel at work when i go to poo