Great Poop story (yes about poop)
- Thread starter LIGHTNING LARRY
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"I noticed a large sale sign proclaiming, "Everything Must Go!" This was prophetic, for my colon informed me with a sudden violent cramp and a wet, squeaky fart that everything was indeed about to go."
LOL!!!! CLASSIC! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I now have half the office leaning, peering, and poking their heads out, tryin to see where all the laughter is coming from! :rockon:
LOL!!!! CLASSIC! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I now have half the office leaning, peering, and poking their heads out, tryin to see where all the laughter is coming from! :rockon:
That was awesome! story now being sent via email! Cant explain to them why im laughing so hard! they can read for themselves!
OMG That's the funniest f**king thing ever... this is now making the email rounds.
my sides are hurting bad, mean really Bad.
thats is just as funny, if not more, as the incident 03graycobra had in the military tent he was sleeping in.
edit, heres what im talking about incase yall missed it:
http://www.svtperformance.com/forums/showthread.php?t=130109&highlight=poop+story
edit, heres what im talking about incase yall missed it:
http://www.svtperformance.com/forums/showthread.php?t=130109&highlight=poop+story
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You Are A Very Sick Person!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Haha!!!!!!!!!!!
That's great.
TTT for a halarious story!
taronis
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The filthy bastard didn't wash his hands? Are you sure he wasn't french? He must have been a liberal! :-D :-D Yeck!
ROFLMAO! :lol: :lol:
That is really, really funny. Gotta love the poo-poo chronicles.
I got one of my one. Wanna hear it? Here it goes:
Some years ago while camping with a couple of buddies, we were setting up and one of my "buds" says he has to crap so off into the woodline he goes. A couple of minutes later, he comes back holding something in a ziploc bag. He says "hey dude catch!" I automatically catch it (not thinking) and it feels warm and looks brown. The bastard shit in that baggie! I was so freaked out I dropped it, then picked it up and threw it at him. Well it hit a low branch and came open basically fragging our campsite with his shit. We moved to a new site, but I still have not forgotten about that little incident.
I got one of my one. Wanna hear it? Here it goes:
Some years ago while camping with a couple of buddies, we were setting up and one of my "buds" says he has to crap so off into the woodline he goes. A couple of minutes later, he comes back holding something in a ziploc bag. He says "hey dude catch!" I automatically catch it (not thinking) and it feels warm and looks brown. The bastard shit in that baggie! I was so freaked out I dropped it, then picked it up and threw it at him. Well it hit a low branch and came open basically fragging our campsite with his shit. We moved to a new site, but I still have not forgotten about that little incident.
WOW.. just WOW!! That is by far the funniest damn thing I've EVER read.. The fact that a story about shit was so well composed, cracks me the fock up!! OMG I wish I was at home reading this and not at work so I could let out this laugh!! I honestly think I might just laugh my ass of on my way out to the car!! WOW!!! :bowdown:
Mark
Mark
not quite a tear but my eyes are sort of watery
man oh man
see this is why I go at home every 24-36 hours. To avoid pooping in public...
If I do have to poop I use something like say, a nicer mall, with newer facilities, or a starbucks, or like, the family bathroom/changeroom - the family one is ALWAYS spotless!
man oh man
see this is why I go at home every 24-36 hours. To avoid pooping in public...
If I do have to poop I use something like say, a nicer mall, with newer facilities, or a starbucks, or like, the family bathroom/changeroom - the family one is ALWAYS spotless!
just let it rip!Y2KSVT said:
the laugh, that is.
Hahahaha i am dying!
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