funny ricer IM's on AIM

[1999WhiteSVT]

this is a post from THE local mustang board. i wont give any details, just click the link and enjoy some of the convos.
http://forums.stlmustangs.com/index.php?showtopic=71296&st=0


oh, and feel free to talk to him yourself and screw with him. the only catch is you have to post the convos

 

[txrunsvt]

HAHAHA pW3nD!

 

[jmk97GT]

hahahha :lol:

 

[Ace5Oh]

Hahhahha!

 

[CleanCobra]

I knew quite a few kids like that back in HS. They thought their shit was hot... till I beat 'em in my old "big ass" T-Bird.

 

[Kuplex]

:lol:
Reminds me of my coworkers when I worked at PepBoys during my senior year.

 

[Njc0las]

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[SQ Stang]

12:37] Debassman2001: Hey cutie
[12:37] FoxFootballStud: whos this?
[12:38] Debassman2001: this is Amanda
[12:38] Debassman2001: so whatcha wearin?
[12:39] FoxFootballStud: Amanda?
[12:39] FoxFootballStud: wtf who is amanda/
[12:39] Debassman2001: I am
[12:39] Debassman2001: you're cute, wanna hook up this weekend?
[12:40] Debassman2001: I go to Mehlville, we met 2 weeks ago
[12:40] FoxFootballStud: no shit
[12:40] Debassman2001: yep
[12:40] FoxFootballStud: where then
[12:40] Debassman2001: the Fox football game
[12:40] FoxFootballStud: really?
[12:40] Debassman2001: yes!
[12:41] FoxFootballStud: what was i wearin?
[12:41] Debassman2001: I don't remember, but you looked hott
[12:41] FoxFootballStud: ya
[12:41] FoxFootballStud: i bet
[12:41] Debassman2001: so, do you wanna hang out this weekend?
[12:41] FoxFootballStud: no
[12:41] FoxFootballStud: u have facebook?
[12:42] Debassman2001: you don't wanna hang out?
[12:42] FoxFootballStud: u have facebook?
[12:42] Debassman2001: I have a MySpace
[12:42] FoxFootballStud: ya i bet
[12:42] Debassman2001: yea
[12:42] FoxFootballStud: sure as hell dont wana hang out with an f-body ***
[12:42] Debassman2001: huh? What is an f-body?
[12:43] Debassman2001: you mean a f-body? f isn't a vowel
[12:43] Debassman2001: I drive an Eclipse
[12:44] Debassman2001: What do you drive?
[12:45] FoxFootballStud: Eclipse
[12:45] Debassman2001: omg no way!
[12:45] Debassman2001: I love Eclipses!
[12:45] FoxFootballStud: u guys are ****
[12:45] FoxFootballStud: get a life
[12:45] Debassman2001: What?
[12:45] Debassman2001: Love me?
[12:45] Debassman2001: Do me?
[12:45] Debassman2001: Why won't you rub my tight virgin penis
[12:45] Debassman2001: wiat, no vagina
[12:45] Debassman2001: OMG
[12:45] FoxFootballStud: dude u have a guys s/n
[12:46] Debassman2001: OMG RUB MY NIPPLES
[12:46] FoxFootballStud: im not ****in stupid
[12:46] Debassman2001: I PUT PEANUT BUTTER ON THEM


Greatest one hands down right there :lol:

 

[ford_racer]

Hahahahahaa that's great!

 

[Second2last02]

hahaha that is halarious.

 

[hydroshutter]

I might need to get in on this action.

 

[astrocreep96]

:lol: Nice fine SQStang.

 

[Ironhand]

ROFLMFAO.. Now that was funny. LOL

 

[msm808]

What a complete horse's ass

 

[Black96SVT]

that gave me a head ache lol

 

[Snagged]

12:37] Debassman2001: Hey cutie
[12:37] FoxFootballStud: whos this?
[12:38] Debassman2001: this is Amanda
[12:38] Debassman2001: so whatcha wearin?
[12:39] FoxFootballStud: Amanda?
[12:39] FoxFootballStud: wtf who is amanda/
[12:39] Debassman2001: I am
[12:39] Debassman2001: you're cute, wanna hook up this weekend?
[12:40] Debassman2001: I go to Mehlville, we met 2 weeks ago
[12:40] FoxFootballStud: no shit
[12:40] Debassman2001: yep
[12:40] FoxFootballStud: where then
[12:40] Debassman2001: the Fox football game
[12:40] FoxFootballStud: really?
[12:40] Debassman2001: yes!
[12:41] FoxFootballStud: what was i wearin?
[12:41] Debassman2001: I don't remember, but you looked hott
[12:41] FoxFootballStud: ya
[12:41] FoxFootballStud: i bet
[12:41] Debassman2001: so, do you wanna hang out this weekend?
[12:41] FoxFootballStud: no
[12:41] FoxFootballStud: u have facebook?
[12:42] Debassman2001: you don't wanna hang out?
[12:42] FoxFootballStud: u have facebook?
[12:42] Debassman2001: I have a MySpace
[12:42] FoxFootballStud: ya i bet
[12:42] Debassman2001: yea
[12:42] FoxFootballStud: sure as hell dont wana hang out with an f-body ***
[12:42] Debassman2001: huh? What is an f-body?
[12:43] Debassman2001: you mean a f-body? f isn't a vowel
[12:43] Debassman2001: I drive an Eclipse
[12:44] Debassman2001: What do you drive?
[12:45] FoxFootballStud: Eclipse
[12:45] Debassman2001: omg no way!
[12:45] Debassman2001: I love Eclipses!
[12:45] FoxFootballStud: u guys are ****
[12:45] FoxFootballStud: get a life
[12:45] Debassman2001: What?
[12:45] Debassman2001: Love me?
[12:45] Debassman2001: Do me?
[12:45] Debassman2001: Why won't you rub my tight virgin penis
[12:45] Debassman2001: wiat, no vagina
[12:45] Debassman2001: OMG
[12:45] FoxFootballStud: dude u have a guys s/n
[12:46] Debassman2001: OMG RUB MY NIPPLES
[12:46] FoxFootballStud: im not ****in stupid
[12:46] Debassman2001: I PUT PEANUT BUTTER ON THEM

:lol: :lol: :lol1: :lol1:

Greatest one hands down right there :lol:

Yes it was. The last line had me rolling on the floor.

 

[Screamin Cobra]

Hahaha

 

[stangkid]

:lol1: :lol1: :lol1: :lol1: :lol1: :lol1: :lol1: :lol1:

 

[Thrust]

HELLOFACE1: but wait, then why do you want to put an LS1 in the back of it
HELLOFACE1: which is really easy BTW
HELLOFACE1: all you have to change is everything
:lol: That quote was pretty funny!! That guy is a total :loser:

 

[NotoriousJaegs]

Lot of reading, but they are really just destroying over there

[13:32] FoxFootballStud: i make the logos and shirts
[13:33] FoxFootballStud: expensive hookups
[13:33] FoxFootballStud: they are kinda only done through me
[13:33] Alpine DanP: so your a fashion designer for the ricer club?
[13:33] Alpine DanP: lol
[13:33] FoxFootballStud: lol basically
[13:33] FoxFootballStud: i get the shit
[13:33] FoxFootballStud: retail
[13:33] FoxFootballStud: keep the club known and goin
[13:33] Alpine DanP: so you have the hookup on teh neon lightz?
[13:33] Alpine DanP: or stickers?
[13:33] FoxFootballStud: maybe if i knew u better

They must be real 'selective'........

13:33] FoxFootballStud: i have everything
[13:34] FoxFootballStud: Magnaflow hookups
[13:34] FoxFootballStud: flowmaster
[13:34] FoxFootballStud: exhuast systems
[13:34] FoxFootballStud: stickers
[13:34] FoxFootballStud: parts
[13:34] FoxFootballStud: turbos
[13:34] Alpine DanP: can I join the ricer club too? or do I have to get some neons first?
[13:34] FoxFootballStud: paintjobs
[13:34] FoxFootballStud: with a v8?
[13:34] Alpine DanP: how much for a blowjob?
[13:34] FoxFootballStud: u drive a red eclipse dont u

:lol: dear lord, it's just too much
wahahahahahahahah

[13:41] FoxFootballStud: gas got high tho and we sold our cars together
[13:41] Alpine DanP: so do you guys do everything together? That sounds kinda gay to me......
[13:41] FoxFootballStud:
[13:41] FoxFootballStud: thats mine
[13:42] FoxFootballStud: we ride together
[13:42] FoxFootballStud: and roll
[13:42] Alpine DanP: you ride together???? are you guys a couple?
[13:43] FoxFootballStud: no
[13:43] Alpine DanP: you have matching cars... thats cute

:lol1: what is going on with this kid???