funny ricer IM's on AIM

[03_SVT_Freak]

12:37] Debassman2001: Hey cutie
[12:37] FoxFootballStud: whos this?
[12:38] Debassman2001: this is Amanda
[12:38] Debassman2001: so whatcha wearin?
[12:39] FoxFootballStud: Amanda?
[12:39] FoxFootballStud: wtf who is amanda/
[12:39] Debassman2001: I am
[12:39] Debassman2001: you're cute, wanna hook up this weekend?
[12:40] Debassman2001: I go to Mehlville, we met 2 weeks ago
[12:40] FoxFootballStud: no shit
[12:40] Debassman2001: yep
[12:40] FoxFootballStud: where then
[12:40] Debassman2001: the Fox football game
[12:40] FoxFootballStud: really?
[12:40] Debassman2001: yes!
[12:41] FoxFootballStud: what was i wearin?
[12:41] Debassman2001: I don't remember, but you looked hott
[12:41] FoxFootballStud: ya
[12:41] FoxFootballStud: i bet
[12:41] Debassman2001: so, do you wanna hang out this weekend?
[12:41] FoxFootballStud: no
[12:41] FoxFootballStud: u have facebook?
[12:42] Debassman2001: you don't wanna hang out?
[12:42] FoxFootballStud: u have facebook?
[12:42] Debassman2001: I have a MySpace
[12:42] FoxFootballStud: ya i bet
[12:42] Debassman2001: yea
[12:42] FoxFootballStud: sure as hell dont wana hang out with an f-body ***
[12:42] Debassman2001: huh? What is an f-body?
[12:43] Debassman2001: you mean a f-body? f isn't a vowel
[12:43] Debassman2001: I drive an Eclipse
[12:44] Debassman2001: What do you drive?
[12:45] FoxFootballStud: Eclipse
[12:45] Debassman2001: omg no way!
[12:45] Debassman2001: I love Eclipses!
[12:45] FoxFootballStud: u guys are ****
[12:45] FoxFootballStud: get a life
[12:45] Debassman2001: What?
[12:45] Debassman2001: Love me?
[12:45] Debassman2001: Do me?
[12:45] Debassman2001: Why won't you rub my tight virgin penis
[12:45] Debassman2001: wiat, no vagina
[12:45] Debassman2001: OMG
[12:45] FoxFootballStud: dude u have a guys s/n
[12:46] Debassman2001: OMG RUB MY NIPPLES
[12:46] FoxFootballStud: im not ****in stupid
[12:46] Debassman2001: I PUT PEANUT BUTTER ON THEM


Greatest one hands down right there :lol:

oh god...i am crying that was so funny.:lol: oh man that guy is a tool

 

[Fdawg97lx]

haha that kid is a retard.

off topic: trans am doll is hot

 

[03SBSVT]

He blocked me....

03SBSVT: so I hear you're single?
FoxFootballStud: hmm?
03SBSVT: yeah
FoxFootballStud: sorry im not a v8 ***
03SBSVT: hah!
03SBSVT: still gonna put a ls1 in the trunk of your ecplise?
03SBSVT: you otta throw a flame thrower on that thing to
FoxFootballStud signed off at 3:10:05 PM.

 

[1999WhiteSVT]

He blocked me....

03SBSVT: so I hear you're single?
FoxFootballStud: hmm?
03SBSVT: yeah
FoxFootballStud: sorry im not a v8 ***
03SBSVT: hah!
03SBSVT: still gonna put a ls1 in the trunk of your ecplise?
03SBSVT: you otta throw a flame thrower on that thing to
FoxFootballStud signed off at 3:10:05 PM.

so he's not a v8 *** but hes gonna put a v8 into an eclipse? i think hes a wanna be v8 *** with dillusions of grandeur

 

[LincolnLSC5pnt0]

HAH nice read, could use some laughter this am.