Friend wants me to go to swingers club

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You say that now. But for all you know a former gf had that happen multiple times before or without you.

Possible...but I didn’t stand there and watch it. Wouldn’t want her knowing about my past either and no, I haven’t DPd or done any swinger crap


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All the swinger porn on the net tells me that it’s a hard pass.

“Oh bitch you supa wet”
“Nah you just sampled my cream pie”

**** to the nope.
If a man is part of a swingers party and doesnt notice its a pie making event, AND he isnt wrapped thats on him lol.
 

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All the swinger porn on the net tells me that it’s a hard pass.

“Oh bitch you supa wet”
“Nah you just sampled my cream pie”

**** to the nope.


Yeah man, these guys are picturing some porn movies they watched. They would be in for a rude awakening.
I know one woman that goes with her bf. No joke, she looks like a sasquatch.
Paula was no prize either. My friends wife on the other hand, she is a hottie. (they are both swingers)
She reminds me of Ava Devine.
 

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Such a long story....
My former boss (Dave) used to go to swingers parties when they were available. Well we working together on the job, just shooting the shit. He tells me he is heading to another party on Saturday night and blah blah blah.

Well, fast forward to Sunday afternoon, and I get a call from the owner of the company (a woman, named Paula). She proceeds to tell me that Dave will no longer be with us anymore and I will need to step up into his position. Me, being the nosey ****er I am, asked Paula what happened with Dave.
She tells me her and Dave got into an argument at a party on Saturday night.:D

It didn't even click in my head until I hung up the phone.
Bahahahahahahaha

After talking with Dave, it turns out Paula saw Dave at the party, and requested he give her his company phone (was afraid he would take pics of her at the party). He refused, and was fired on the spot.

Poor guy left the party all pissed off after getting fired at a swingers party, ends up getting pulled over and popped for a DUI too. :(


Paula was a pro! Dave should have gave her the phone and anything else she asked for. He could have been the big boss. Poor DUI Dave!
 

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i saw a documentary on the swinger community once. not a single decent looking chick in there. but it would certainly be an interesting experience

there's a good one in New Orleans, cant think of the name of it but so many hotties in that place, it will make you insane.

I think it's called Club Collette.
 

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Yikes dude....shitty situation. Last thing i would be worried about at a swinger party is taking pictures....

Semi - related topic guys :

How can anyone feel comfortable with some other dude ramming his horn into your lady?

Some women are just insatiable sexually. It's a deeper level connection and deeper trust.
 

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