Friend wants me to go to swingers club

[03Sssnake]

Such a long story....
My former boss (Dave) used to go to swingers parties when they were available. Well we working together on the job, just shooting the shit. He tells me he is heading to another party on Saturday night and blah blah blah.

Well, fast forward to Sunday afternoon, and I get a call from the owner of the company (a woman, named Paula). She proceeds to tell me that Dave will no longer be with us anymore and I will need to step up into his position. Me, being the nosey ****er I am, asked Paula what happened with Dave.
She tells me her and Dave got into an argument at a party on Saturday night.

It didn't even click in my head until I hung up the phone.
Bwahaha, after talking with Dave, it turns out Paula saw Dave at the party, and requested he give her his company phone (was afraid he would take pics of her at the party). He refused, and was fired on the spot.
Poor guy left the party all pissed off after getting fired at a swingers party, ends up getting pulled over and popped for a DUI too.

ouch....that is some rotten ****ing luck...

 

[98 svt]

ouch....that is some rotten ****ing luck...

No joke. Dave was kind of a dick to most (not me), but I always felt bad for him after that.

 

[Zemedici]

Such a long story....
My former boss (Dave) used to go to swingers parties when they were available. Well we working together on the job, just shooting the shit. He tells me he is heading to another party on Saturday night and blah blah blah.

Well, fast forward to Sunday afternoon, and I get a call from the owner of the company (a woman, named Paula). She proceeds to tell me that Dave will no longer be with us anymore and I will need to step up into his position. Me, being the nosey ****er I am, asked Paula what happened with Dave.
She tells me her and Dave got into an argument at a party on Saturday night.

It didn't even click in my head until I hung up the phone.
Bahahahahahahaha

After talking with Dave, it turns out Paula saw Dave at the party, and requested he give her his company phone (was afraid he would take pics of her at the party). He refused, and was fired on the spot.

Poor guy left the party all pissed off after getting fired at a swingers party, ends up getting pulled over and popped for a DUI too.

Paula needs a joint and to loosen up a bit....ruined Dave for life.

Confused how an event NOT at work can get him fired....ouch.

 

[98 svt]

Paula needs a joint and to loosen up a bit....ruined Dave for life.

Confused how an event NOT at work can get him fired....ouch.

Trust me, Paula was LOOSE already.
Fresh out of a divorce, her ex husband (co-owner, former only owner) said he caught her doing some "shit".

We all wondered how Dave got fired also. He just didn't bother to fight it. Why work somewhere you are unwanted.

 

[Coiled03]

Paula needs a joint and to loosen up a bit....ruined Dave for life.

Confused how an event NOT at work can get him fired....ouch.

Yeah, seems like a lawsuit waiting to happen right there. I mean, I get she'd be mad he wouldn't give up his phone. But I don't see how she could fire him over that.

 

[Zemedici]

Trust me, Paula was LOOSE already.
Fresh out of a divorce, her ex husband (co-owner, former only owner) said he caught her doing some "shit".

We all wondered how Dave got fired also. He just didn't bother to fight it. Why work somewhere you are unwanted.

Yikes dude....shitty situation. Last thing i would be worried about at a swinger party is taking pictures....

Semi - related topic guys :

How can anyone feel comfortable with some other dude ramming his horn into your lady?

 

[rwleonard]

EH...nothing a bar of soap and some listerine won't fix.

 

[Skitzerman]

Maybe Dave isn't telling the whole story. It could be that Dave wanted Paula to drain his nut sack while he snapped a few shots.

 

[Smooth]

How can anyone feel comfortable with some other dude ramming his horn into your lady?

Lots of Beta's out there bro.

 

[98 svt]

Maybe Dave isn't telling the whole story. It could be that Dave wanted Paula to drain his nut sack while he snapped a few shots.

Bwahaha. Maybe, but if so, he would have told me.
Maybe Paula fired Dave because he wouldn't drain his nut sack on her while he snapped a few shots.

 

[8ballBooker]

Op, at least you wont hear "hey asshole, thats my lady you're talking to"

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[BigPoppa]

Wife's old high school friend and her husband played the 'ole share the strange game. I'm sorry, but I'm not sharing my wife's snatch with someone else. I'm just stingy like that.

 

[KingBlack]

Op, at least you wont hear "hey asshole, thats my lady you're talking to"

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yeah...but you might hear: "hey lady, thats my asshole you're talking to"

 

[8ballBooker]

yeah...but you might hear: "hey lady, thats my asshole you're talking to"

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[BigPoppa]

 

[PaxtonShelby]

Was Paula hot? This matters...a LOT!

 

[98 svt]

Was Paula hot? This matters...a LOT!

For a brief few months after the divorce, she lost some weight, and remarried within 8 months. Then the weight went back on. But no, she was never hot.

 

[Skitzerman]

This thread has so much potential. Amazingly, we're into three pages now and no one has mentioned a poop knife.

 

[RedVenom48]

This thread has so much potential. Amazingly, we're into three pages now and no one has mentioned a poop knife.

Except you now sir..... except you now.



OP still hasnt posted pics of his "friend". o.0

 

[98 svt]

OP still hasnt posted pics of his "friend". o.0

Found the pic