Friend wants me to go to swingers club
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A friend of mine from HS once told me "Ed, just remember one thing: Pussy got no face."
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Some of the best advice Ive ever been given.
Even if you go and there is not any hotties at least you still get off. Gotta try it once. Likely a couples only if the single gal wants to take you.
And there is nothing better than a friend with benefits. If he is single and she is single why the hell not?
OP, just be honest with yourself. If you have ANY and I mean ANY emotional attachment to this chick check those feelings at the door. Or, if Im being honest here, dont go through with it. If you are legitimately just friends (it is completely possible) go explore and have fun.
ha, never said to date or marry. Not all of us are facemen
buddy of mine used to always say, ‘there is no such thing as an ugly back of the head’...
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The way my dad put it was, "Son, being ugly doesn't hurt the pussy, and no girl's face is ugly with your dick in it."
Troll thread.
If OP was real man thread title would be:
"Friend Took me to Swingers Club."
If OP was real man thread title would be:
"Friend Took me to Swingers Club."
Aids
Maybe double bag your goods...
If you wanna be a legend, eat a lot of fat back and chicken skin, take 2 blue pills and **** anything that moves, into a coma.
I didn't ask, "what's the downside to going if you have a brain impairment?".
Obviously, you have to be safe about it.
My friend lost his job over a swingers party.
Heard plenty of stories from other Marines visiting Thad's in San Diego. If it is anything like that place be prepared to have some dude try and take you from behind while you're balls deep in a cougar.
Wait a MINUTE
You cannot drop this golden breadcrumb and just walk out like that, deets!
And by FRIEND you obviously mean this guy you don’t know across the US.....
Wait a MINUTE
You cannot drop this golden breadcrumb and just walk out like that, deets!
And by FRIEND you obviously mean this guy you don’t know across the US.....
Such a long story....
My former boss (Dave) used to go to swingers parties when they were available. Well we working together on the job, just shooting the shit. He tells me he is heading to another party on Saturday night and blah blah blah.
Well, fast forward to Sunday afternoon, and I get a call from the owner of the company (a woman, named Paula). She proceeds to tell me that Dave will no longer be with us anymore and I will need to step up into his position. Me, being the nosey ****er I am, asked Paula what happened with Dave.
She tells me her and Dave got into an argument at a party on Saturday night.
It didn't even click in my head until I hung up the phone.
Bahahahahahahaha
After talking with Dave, it turns out Paula saw Dave at the party, and requested he give her his company phone (was afraid he would take pics of her at the party). He refused, and was fired on the spot.
Poor guy left the party all pissed off after getting fired at a swingers party, ends up getting pulled over and popped for a DUI too.
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