Happy Friday!!! I hope everyone has a great Labor Day and don't labor!) Here's a few jokes regarding labor.....
Labor Day celebrates the contribution of workers to our economy. We celebrate it by not working.
My wife came home from work yesterday and was raging about her boss. She said to me, "I'm never going to work for that man again!"
I asked her, "Why, what did he say to you?"
She said, "You're fired."
"If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end... it would probably be Labor Day Weekend."
I'm going to spend Labor Day putting my liver to work.
If a train station is where the train stops, and a bus station is where the bus stops, what is a work station?
If today is Labor Day, how many babies were born?
"Labor Day is a glorious holiday because your child will be going back to school the next day. It would have been called Independence Day, but that name was already taken."
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke? It doesn't work for me.
Labor Day celebrates the contribution of workers to our economy. We celebrate it by not working.
My wife came home from work yesterday and was raging about her boss. She said to me, "I'm never going to work for that man again!"
I asked her, "Why, what did he say to you?"
She said, "You're fired."
"If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end... it would probably be Labor Day Weekend."
I'm going to spend Labor Day putting my liver to work.
If a train station is where the train stops, and a bus station is where the bus stops, what is a work station?
If today is Labor Day, how many babies were born?
"Labor Day is a glorious holiday because your child will be going back to school the next day. It would have been called Independence Day, but that name was already taken."
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke? It doesn't work for me.
(I will be working on labor day)
