For the love of everything holy, save your money and do not go see this movie. Don't rent it when it comes out. Don't stream it. This is by far the most epically, galactically stupidest movie I have ever seen in my life. Shit makes no sense. The wife and I have went to the theater to see them all over the years and against my advice, she still wanted to go. This movie is 100% trying to appeal to LBGTQ, BLM and what ever else group is out there. PETE DAVIDSON is in this for christ sakes......So there I was. for 2 hours and 15 minutes of my life I'll never get back....here are my take-aways.
-Dom's son magically turned black with an afro that would make Afro-Man proud. Even though he is white in the other scenes and pictures referenced.
-Jason Mamoa is Uber Gay. I mean, if Captain Jack Sparrow and Elton John had a love baby, it would be his character in this movie. If you drank bud light, while driving a gay Raptor to an LBGTQ rally, you still wouldn't be as gay as Jason in this movie. They portray him as some non-binary person with huge masculinity anger issues.
-The original home Dom lived in that blew up is magically still there.
-You can use a remote control to keep an gun from firing.
-Charlize Theron is more masculine than Jason Mamoa
-Jason Mamoa wears more make up than any other female in the movie.
-John Cena....I have no comment. Just gay.
-Han's girlfriend that died in part 8, now drives a russian hunter killer submarine.
-A car with nitrous can outrun the blast of a 20 kiloton bomb
-There are more people ending up as brothers, sisters, aunts, sisters in the movie that would make George Lucas proud.
-Brie Larson, I would do things to her that are illegal in 17 states. Shes more manly than Jason Momoa in this movie.
-Being shot with a .50 cal minimally injures you, to where you can get up and walk away.
-John Cena has a secret bat cave lair with a batmobile elcamino that fires rockets.
-John Cena just happened to know a stewardess who sneaks him a key to get in the luggage hold. Oh and the luggage hold is pressurized.
-John Cena drops from a plan at 35000 feet in a flying Kyack that's not pressurized.
I am going to stop here because....I just can't anymore.
-Dom's son magically turned black with an afro that would make Afro-Man proud. Even though he is white in the other scenes and pictures referenced.
-Jason Mamoa is Uber Gay. I mean, if Captain Jack Sparrow and Elton John had a love baby, it would be his character in this movie. If you drank bud light, while driving a gay Raptor to an LBGTQ rally, you still wouldn't be as gay as Jason in this movie. They portray him as some non-binary person with huge masculinity anger issues.
-The original home Dom lived in that blew up is magically still there.
-You can use a remote control to keep an gun from firing.
-Charlize Theron is more masculine than Jason Mamoa
-Jason Mamoa wears more make up than any other female in the movie.
-John Cena....I have no comment. Just gay.
-Han's girlfriend that died in part 8, now drives a russian hunter killer submarine.
-A car with nitrous can outrun the blast of a 20 kiloton bomb
-There are more people ending up as brothers, sisters, aunts, sisters in the movie that would make George Lucas proud.
-Brie Larson, I would do things to her that are illegal in 17 states. Shes more manly than Jason Momoa in this movie.
-Being shot with a .50 cal minimally injures you, to where you can get up and walk away.
-John Cena has a secret bat cave lair with a batmobile elcamino that fires rockets.
-John Cena just happened to know a stewardess who sneaks him a key to get in the luggage hold. Oh and the luggage hold is pressurized.
-John Cena drops from a plan at 35000 feet in a flying Kyack that's not pressurized.
I am going to stop here because....I just can't anymore.
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