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I just wish I knew where it came from.

Before me .. she was a small town.. loved the outdoors.. but would clean up and look good, didn’t like expensive shit.

Now?

So we’ve been out of power since yesterday morning. So I reserved a hotel for tonight given I have IHG , mind you hotel is a mile and a half from our house

“ reserve a suite .. I want nice “

The ****? No. We have a whole ass house a mile away… why the **** would I reserve a suite.

Or last night since we didn’t have power we went ont to eat.. 2 years ago. She’d put on jeans, and a decent shirt. Now? Super Mario brothers sweatpants and a baggy ass shirt with crocs
 

DSG2003Mach1

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I just wish I knew where it came from.

Before me .. she was a small town.. loved the outdoors.. but would clean up and look good, didn’t like expensive shit.

Now?

So we’ve been out of power since yesterday morning. So I reserved a hotel for tonight given I have IHG , mind you hotel is a mile and a half from our house

“ reserve a suite .. I want nice “

The ****? No. We have a whole ass house a mile away… why the **** would I reserve a suite.

Or last night since we didn’t have power we went ont to eat.. 2 years ago. She’d put on jeans, and a decent shirt. Now? Super Mario brothers sweatpants and a baggy ass shirt with crocs

sounds like she played your ass
 

13COBRA

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I just wish I knew where it came from.

Before me .. she was a small town.. loved the outdoors.. but would clean up and look good, didn’t like expensive shit.

Now?

So we’ve been out of power since yesterday morning. So I reserved a hotel for tonight given I have IHG , mind you hotel is a mile and a half from our house

“ reserve a suite .. I want nice “

The ****? No. We have a whole ass house a mile away… why the **** would I reserve a suite.

Or last night since we didn’t have power we went ont to eat.. 2 years ago. She’d put on jeans, and a decent shirt. Now? Super Mario brothers sweatpants and a baggy ass shirt with crocs

Should've left her at home if she tried to dress like that haha
 

gimmie11s

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I just wish I knew where it came from.

Before me .. she was a small town.. loved the outdoors.. but would clean up and look good, didn’t like expensive shit.

Now?

So we’ve been out of power since yesterday morning. So I reserved a hotel for tonight given I have IHG , mind you hotel is a mile and a half from our house

“ reserve a suite .. I want nice “

The ****? No. We have a whole ass house a mile away… why the **** would I reserve a suite.

Or last night since we didn’t have power we went ont to eat.. 2 years ago. She’d put on jeans, and a decent shirt. Now? Super Mario brothers sweatpants and a baggy ass shirt with crocs

ded @ super Mario bros sweatpants lmaooooooooooo
 

13COBRA

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pretty sure he posted a pic from ceremony or something like that a while back but no idea which thread

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ZYBORG

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I just wish I knew where it came from.

Social media, TV / Hollywood, acquaintances with LMD (Liberal Mind Disease)….

Little by little it finds a kink in the armor and infiltrates… it then takes over!

”Girl Power!”
”You go, gurl!”
”I don’t need no man!”
 

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