I was coming home from the grocery store but forgot to buy milk, so I stopped at the local Chevron mini-mart to buy it.
I pulled in, parked & noticed two cops watching a woman smoking a cigarette while fueling up. I thought to myself, "Wow, what an idiot- smoking near a gas pump with Johnny Law standing right there!"
I ran inside the store, got my milk and as I was checking out, I heard someone screaming "Look outside! The woman's arm was on fire!"
She was running around like a chicken with its head cut off, waving her arm around and just going nuts. I ran outside but by then, the cops had put her on the ground and were extinguishing the blaze.
Since it was under control, I headed back to my car but that's when I saw the cops were putting her in handcuffs.
Another patron looked at me and said, "What the heck is going on?"
He then walked over to the cops and asked why they were arresting her. After all, wasn't catching her arm on fire punishment enough?
The cop looked him dead in the eye and said, "For waving a Firearm."
I pulled in, parked & noticed two cops watching a woman smoking a cigarette while fueling up. I thought to myself, "Wow, what an idiot- smoking near a gas pump with Johnny Law standing right there!"
I ran inside the store, got my milk and as I was checking out, I heard someone screaming "Look outside! The woman's arm was on fire!"
She was running around like a chicken with its head cut off, waving her arm around and just going nuts. I ran outside but by then, the cops had put her on the ground and were extinguishing the blaze.
Since it was under control, I headed back to my car but that's when I saw the cops were putting her in handcuffs.
Another patron looked at me and said, "What the heck is going on?"
He then walked over to the cops and asked why they were arresting her. After all, wasn't catching her arm on fire punishment enough?
The cop looked him dead in the eye and said, "For waving a Firearm."
