Chuck Norris-isms:
Chuck Norris can lift up a chair with one hand – while he’s sitting on it…
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people – then it exploded.
Did You know that Chuck Norris had a role in Star Wars? He was the Force.
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
A cop once pulled over Chuck Norris. Luckily, the cop left with just a warning.
Chuck Norris doesn’t tell lies – he changes facts.
While learning CPR, Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.
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Chuck Norris can lift up a chair with one hand – while he’s sitting on it…
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people – then it exploded.
Did You know that Chuck Norris had a role in Star Wars? He was the Force.
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
A cop once pulled over Chuck Norris. Luckily, the cop left with just a warning.
Chuck Norris doesn’t tell lies – he changes facts.
While learning CPR, Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.
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