I let a nugget go in the store the other day. A little old lady saw it rolling across the floor, chased it down, picked it up and proclaimed.........."It smells like a piece of shit". The GF looked at me and said......."Did you do that?"
Lol. For the life of me I can't even imagine how that's possible.I let a nugget go in the store the other day. A little old lady saw it rolling across the floor, chased it down, picked it up and proclaimed.........."It smells like a piece of shit". The GF looked at me and said......."Did you do that?"
Lol my buddy did something similar when he was a 7th grader or something. He was helping someone move, bent over to pick up a dresser with someone else and farted. A little turd dropped out of his shorts, he kicked it to the side and pretended it didn't happen.I let a nugget go in the store the other day. A little old lady saw it rolling across the floor, chased it down, picked it up and proclaimed.........."It smells like a piece of shit". The GF looked at me and said......."Did you do that?"
Sitting on the throne when I watched this, laughed so hard a turd I didn’t know I still had in me found it’s way out.
Lol. For the life of me I can't even imagine how that's possible.
If the GF called you on it then it probably wasn't the first time, either.
Congrats!
If you have good fart gas pressure, you can actually launch one if you're bent over. I plastered one to the shower wall, it came blasting out and hit with a thud. If you have some hemorrhoids , you know it's there, ready for take off. You guys have a lot to look forward too. lmfaoWait.
What?
Is that what I have to look forward to in my golden years?
Once the mass gets past the vena contracta, the velocity is at it's highest point. Nuggetology 101Sphincte.
Smartest muscle in the body, can differentiate between gas, liquid and solid...
most of the time.
pic of wife, then?I'd love to accommodate that request, but with the wife sitting right next to me at the time, it wasn't in the cards.
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If you have good fart gas pressure, you can actually launch one if you're bent over. I plastered one to the shower wall, it came blasting out and hit with a thud. If you have some hemorrhoids , you know it's there, ready for take off. You guys have a lot to look forward too. lmfao
Lol, for this group of psychos? No way. Besides, she's 66. Wouldn't you rather see 20 year olds?pic of wife, then?
Which is really saying something for this place. lolOh boy, new lows. lol