Thursday Joke

MDShelby

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My last day this week and I am leaving early at that. Have a good weekend and Happy Easter to those that celebrate..

Ever since I was a child, I'd always had a fear of someone under my
bed at night.

So, I went to a shrink and told him:

“I've got problems. Every time I go to bed, I think there's somebody
under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy”

"Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink.

"Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid
of those fears.”

“How much do you charge?”

“One hundred fifty dollars per visit,” replied the doctor.

“I'll sleep on it,” I said.

Six months later the doctor met me on the street.

“Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?” He asked.

“Well, $150 a visit, three times a week for a year, is $23,400.00. A
bartender cured me for $10.00.

I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought a
new pickup truck.”

“Is that so? With a bit of an attitude he said, “and how, may I ask,
did a bartender cure you?”

“He told me to cut the legs off the bed. Ain't nobody under there now.”

It's always better to get a second opinion...
 

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The shrink got off lightly lol! It could have gone like this...

Dexter Morgan (Michael C. Hall) confesses to his therapist that he is a serial killer (Season one episode 8).
 

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