Wife saw no humor in this. Great job.
Does she have legs?Wife saw no humor in this. Great job.
Does she have legs?
Yes, but she just had knee surgery. I asked if I could cut off both her legs so the house could be crawling with... well you know the rest. I was told to leave along with the demented website.
Again, great job.
Definitely like some shit I did say to my ex-wife...hahahahahaSounds like simething I would say to my wife.
Never works out.
Sounds like simething I would say to my wife.
Never works out.
Damn, right on.I have that problem, or perhaps it’s a compulsive habit. I think of something that seems hysterical to me, but I know it will start shit with the wife, so I go ahead and say it anyways...
That monkey is thinking "all I've got is this lousy piece of fruit and she's hiding fish under her skirt."
Southeast Asia has loose monkeys.
Woman may be lady-boy.
Monkey sees banana.