My trip to the Marlboro ranch

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Looks like a Kool place. My brother lives in Kailspell, MT every few years I visit for a hunting trip. We head-up to the mountains and camp and never see another human for days. Those rams are crazy, hanging out on 10" wide ledge 150' up! One wrong move and your....well, you get the idea.

I used to smoke. I'll give you a hint how long ago, a pack cost .49 cents! SMOKE'EM IF YOU GOT'EM!
 
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Thank you, captain obvious. In case no one has told you, you will die too. Odds are you are older than me and will die sooner, most likely from obesity or some form of CANCER. So I'll enjoy my throat/lung cancer and you enjoy your prostate/colon cancer because let's face it, there is nothing that doesn't give you cancer now. I know perfectly well what I'm doing so please take your pessimistic, condescending attitude out of here.[/QUOTE]

it seems like a really nice trip and while i'm glad you had a lot of fun and i imagine it's irritating having to listen to people tell you it's bad to smoke, but making a joke about people dying from cancer is sad on your part. while it may not matter to you it really sucks having to sit and watch some one you love and care about slowly dye and there is nothing you can do. it doesn't matter how or why some has it. it's not a jokeing matter. yes it may be personal to me but just think before you say stuff like that please. David
 

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You don't have to smoke to win a trip. I used to **** a school teacher from chicago who was a guide there in the summer. I still don't know where its actually at
 

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looks like fun..not that it matters but im 30 and have never smoked 1 cigarette. We all have our own free will if u wanna smoke its your right to. At least they put a warning on the cigarette box that it may cause/lead to cancer. They used to say it was good/healthy for you..lol
 

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Wait...I can get this shit for smoking?

Brb, starting smoking again.

OP if you lied to me and I don't get invited I'm going to be pissed!
 

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I don't smoke, but hey if they are going to give away free trips ill take some coupons

At the going rate of about $75 a carton, even a conservative smoker of half a pack a day blows $1368.75 each year. The more realistic estimate, two packs a day, you go through about $5500 a year.

So instead of smoking, you could buy yourself a pretty nice vacation, like somewhere NOT Montana, every year. And you could spend your vacation not standing around a bunch of dudes that smell like an ashtray and have holes in their mouth from chew. And you wouldn't even have to spend 3 decades of your life in complete misery and die 14 years younger.

Or a whipple and a fuel system, every year.
Or a really nice investment package.
Or a really nice hooker.
 

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At the going rate of about $75 a carton, even a conservative smoker of half a pack a day blows $1368.75 each year. The more realistic estimate, two packs a day, you go through about $5500 a year.

So instead of smoking, you could buy yourself a pretty nice vacation, like somewhere NOT Montana, every year. And you could spend your vacation not standing around a bunch of dudes that smell like an ashtray and have holes in their mouth from chew. And you wouldn't even have to spend 3 decades of your life in complete misery and die 14 years younger.

Or a whipple and a fuel system, every year.
Or a really nice investment package.
Or a really nice hooker.

What part of STFU and move on do you not understand?


OP, looks like a fun trip! Might have to sign up for some coupons now lol
 

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They must do this all the time. A chick i know left Thursday to go out their with one of her girlfriends that won a trip. Supposed to be back tonight. I havent talked to her since shes been gone but she did say before they left they sent them luggage and everything.
 

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At the going rate of about $75 a carton, even a conservative smoker of half a pack a day blows $1368.75 each year. The more realistic estimate, two packs a day, you go through about $5500 a year.

So instead of smoking, you could buy yourself a pretty nice vacation, like somewhere NOT Montana, every year. And you could spend your vacation not standing around a bunch of dudes that smell like an ashtray and have holes in their mouth from chew. And you wouldn't even have to spend 3 decades of your life in complete misery and die 14 years younger.

Or a whipple and a fuel system, every year.
Or a really nice investment package.
Or a really nice hooker.


Coming from the dude living in shitsville, PA. :lol:


What part of YOU DON'T HAVE TO SMOKE TO WIN
can't you under****ingstand :poke:
 

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nice, ive been with Marlboro's coupon signup for a few years,

got Indy Car tickets 3 years in a row, then got to go to the Marlboro race day at Nashville Superspeedway and go around the track a few times at 150 mph in the passenger seat, wearing a fire resistant race suit and helmet and HANS device, and do the drifting in a V-6 mustang, it was fun. ended up getting a watch, a thermos, and a bunch of other cool stuff.


I don't smoke but that looks like a great time for sure:rockon:

sign up, but just give the coupons to your friends or family members that smoke.

Well i dont smoke but im gonna sign up for some coupons now lol

Guess ill have to smoke if i get the trip...

just give the coupons away lol.
 

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Coming from the dude living in shitsville, PA. :lol:


What part of YOU DON'T HAVE TO SMOKE TO WIN
can't you under****ingstand :poke:

I live in Lawrenceville, NJ but have been too lazy to update my profile. Regardless, anywhere is better than Montana. Sure, I've seen some awesome landscape photos come from that state, but that's about the only thing they produce. Well, only good thing, inbreeds and five hour drives to see another human being aren't "plus's".

Re-read my post. When you win, you get to spend your wonderful vacation in a cloud of second hand smoke.
 

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I live in Lawrenceville, NJ but have been too lazy to update my profile. Regardless, anywhere is better than Montana. Sure, I've seen some awesome landscape photos come from that state, but that's about the only thing they produce. Well, only good thing, inbreeds and five hour drives to see another human being aren't "plus's".

Re-read my post. When you win, you get to spend your wonderful vacation in a cloud of second hand smoke.

I hope you don't drive your car because I heard you can die in car wrecks too. Its pretty scary stuff.

OP, trip looks like fun. Hope you get a chance to go back in the summer time.
 

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I live in Lawrenceville, NJ but have been too lazy to update my profile. Regardless, anywhere is better than Montana. Sure, I've seen some awesome landscape photos come from that state, but that's about the only thing they produce. Well, only good thing, inbreeds and five hour drives to see another human being aren't "plus's".

Re-read my post. When you win, you get to spend your wonderful vacation in a cloud of second hand smoke.

Lmao.. Jersey is even worse. The best thing to come out of there is snooki. That's saying ALOT. In case you didn't notice, WE DON'T LIKE PEOPLE. Traffic? What the **** is that? Smog checks? Never heard of them. Fresh clean mountain air and mountains as far as they eye can see? Check
 

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