Your girl tells you to brush your teeth before making love...

[65fastback2+2]

Do you?

 

[kevinatfms]

welp, there goes my friday....

 

[BlueSnake01]

FML! Saw a pic of a spider inside a fruit juice straw, now this. Times like these, I wish I was human torch….

 

[ThomasL]

Killed a spider in my house this morning. The fire marshall said everything was lost in the fire. Important thing is the spider is dead.

 

[SVTORANGE]

Wow

 

[Outlaw99]

who says "making love" ?

man card: REVOKED
Status: LIFETIME
new achievement unlocked: COMPLETE WUSSY.

 

[Camaro_94]

OP is pure evil. My god bro... what a thread!!! I would either steal her tooth brush... or go buy a new one and dispose of that one properly. Slug round, fire, then dispose of the ashes out in the sea. Who knows if that spider laid some eggs or some shit in your toothbrush and then later you might have spiders crawling around inside of you from swallowing them... and then the possibility of a giant spider orgy inside you? **** that. No spiders will be having a giant orgy inside of me. Not happening!

 

[65fastback2+2]

who says "making love" ?

man card: REVOKED
Status: LIFETIME
new achievement unlocked: COMPLETE WUSSY.

Tried to make it G rated just for you

 

[Outlaw99]

spiders are cool. i would have carried him outside or something.

 

[Camaro_94]

spiders are cool. i would have carried him outside or something.

Oh yeah??? So you think this guy is cool?

Don't make me call security on you for suspicious behavior...

 

[Tezz500]

who says "making love" ?

man card: REVOKED
Status: LIFETIME
new achievement unlocked: COMPLETE WUSSY.

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

 

[TaraFirma]

OP is pure evil. My god bro... what a thread!!! I would either steal her tooth brush... or go buy a new one and dispose of that one properly. Slug round, fire, then dispose of the ashes out in the sea. Who knows if that spider laid some eggs or some shit in your toothbrush and then later you might have spiders crawling around inside of you from swallowing them... and then the possibility of a giant spider orgy inside you? **** that. No spiders will be having a giant orgy inside of me. Not happening!

Alot of thought into this post. Spider orgy....yeah, **** that!!!

 

[CobraBob]

Now this is a good reason why I have our house treated by our pest control company every 3 months minimum. Inside and outside. I can't remember the last time I saw a spider here. And I'm fine with that. HATE those buggers!

 

[SolarYellow]

who says "making love" ?

man card: REVOKED
Status: LIFETIME
new achievement unlocked: COMPLETE WUSSY.

I'll second that.

 

[SVTORANGE]

LAMO I too agree^^

 

[Never_Enough]

who says "making love" ?

man card: REVOKED
Status: LIFETIME
new achievement unlocked: COMPLETE WUSSY.

You fail

 

[BlueSnake01]

spiders are cool. i would have carried him outside or something.

You would be dead before you even reach the door to the outside world.

Cheapest solution is buying flowers. Spiders love flowers, make them look at them and kill them from behind. They will never see it coming.

 

[wht93gted]

I just tell the wife to face the other way

 

[Zerohe]

Yeah im not scrolling through this thread. brush my teeth before sex? lmao... swig of mouthwash and shes none wiser.

 

[T's03GT]

OP is pure evil. My god bro... what a thread!!! I would either steal her tooth brush... or go buy a new one and dispose of that one properly. Slug round, fire, then dispose of the ashes out in the sea. Who knows if that spider laid some eggs or some shit in your toothbrush and then later you might have spiders crawling around inside of you from swallowing them... and then the possibility of a giant spider orgy inside you? **** that. No spiders will be having a giant orgy inside of me. Not happening!

Wiser words have never been spoken.