i hit a damn dead deer at 6am this morning on the freeway in my M5. Luckily the car sorta skipped over the mfer, but it still broke all the aerodynmic plastic shit under the car. I almost crapped all over myself cus it felt like i ran over a foot high cement curb at 85 mph, still cant believe i didnt break any suspension parts.
I looked under the car and its covered in blood and there is literally hunks of meat/hair hanging everywhere. When i drove home it smelled like i was driving a mobile bbq. Strangley smlled good, yet disgusting at the same time.
