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A woman told her husband that her Birthday was going to be on Tuesday. She said, "I want to find a gift in the driveway that goes from zero to over two-hundred in less than 4 seconds".
On Tuesday morning, she went outside and saw a small, wrapped box sitting in the middle of the driveway with a red bow on it. She picked up the box and opened it only to find a set of new bathroom scales. :-D
BTW ... The husband's funeral is on Saturday morning, at 10:00 a.m. :-D
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A woman told her husband that her Birthday was going to be on Tuesday. She said, "I want to find a gift in the driveway that goes from zero to over two-hundred in less than 4 seconds".
On Tuesday morning, she went outside and saw a small, wrapped box sitting in the middle of the driveway with a red bow on it. She picked up the box and opened it only to find a set of new bathroom scales. :-D
BTW ... The husband's funeral is on Saturday morning, at 10:00 a.m. :-D
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