When will you die?

[JoeNashville]

Eerie...it predicted mine as Friday the 13th of January, 2045. I will be 73. It's eerie since I almost died on Friday the 13th of November, 1992 already. I was 21...

Besides...I don't think I will be very well-preserved when I get there so waht's the use of living to 100 anyway? You'll die in a pile of your own urine and feces. If you die before age 75 at least you'll still have bladder and bowel continence...

 

[JoeNashville]

Try here for the Social Security Administration's Actuarial Tables:

http://www.ssa.gov/OACT/STATS/table4c6.html

The Feds keep up with their tax base...they need to know how long you're going to live based on your current age, and what your trends in income are, so they can better estimate how much money they are going to get from you over the next 20-40 years. No joke. The actuarial tables are one way they do this.

It's not as flashy as the death clock, but it shows that the death clock is actually pretty accurate...

 

[GodStang]

I put in my grandmas. It said she would die in 1960's. She is still going strong at 95+.

 

[00SVT]

I will be 77

Monday, December 21 2054

 

[dougwg]

Your Personal Day of Death is...
Monday, June 17, 2052

 

[RSXFMCJWR]

Originally posted by LightningFast00
2011... 6 and half years... ouch... that will make me no quite 37

Probably because of the lightning.
:burnout:

 

[SALEENGTROUSH]

june 6 2057...damn ill only..only got about 50 years left

 

[Ryan.K.]

shit,....I don't have much time left.

 

[03blacksnake]

LOL...

Your Personal Day of Death is...
Friday, February 13, 2071

Nothing like dying on Friday the 13th...

 

[SVT1996Cobra]

ok, wtf? first it said i'd live until 2018, then just for kicks i entered that i smoked (which i don't) and it said i'd live till 2055. Does this mean i should go buy a carton of cigs?

 

[RSXFMCJWR]

Originally posted by SVT1996Cobra
ok, wtf? first it said i'd live until 2018, then just for kicks i entered that i smoked (which i don't) and it said i'd live till 2055. Does this mean i should go buy a carton of cigs?

:lol:
Smoking is for cool kids only :loser:

 

[JTSVT]

Damn 74 for me (51 more years) Feb 24. 2055....I guess thats not too bad, I dont wanna be living if I cant wipe my own ass anyway.....I did sadistic first and I only had till 2018 (yikes) so Im gonna be "normal" from now on.....lol......this thing is creepy, God I can only imagine how paranoid Im gonna be when I hit 74...... -----JT

 

[Venomized281]

Friday, March 12, 2060 :lol: I'll be 56.:lol:

 

[FliteQH]

March 28, 2064
I'll be 79... I guess thats not too bad

 

[Vanride69]

Wednesday, August 2, 2056

1.636 billion seconds left and counting....

73 years old when I die. That is kind of shitty. My great grandma is still alive and she is 94 and still mows her own yard. I think I'm gonna have to reconfigure their estimate a little.


the absolute soonest I could trick it into saying was: Monday, August 3, 2015.

So at least I know im good for another 11 years.

 

[03CobraBro]

January 3rd 2056... Well that sucks... I was hoping to break 100 atleast. :dw:

 

[RSXFMCJWR]

Originally posted by Vanride69
she is 94 and still mows her own yard.

Hell yeah! :rockon: I hope I can be like that when I reach 94(hopefully).

 

[Big Casino]

Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Shit... it looks like I am going to die right after I pay off the Cobra lol

 

[RSXFMCJWR]

Has anybody noticed the marketing ploy in the clock? When it tells you your death date look at the lower left of the box. You will see a link called delay you death or something like that.

 

[Speed_Demon1965]

Deathclock, accurate? Hell no! Don't change any of your info and keep clicking on the button. It gives you a different date and year everytime you click it without changing ANY info.