The letter you never want to get!!!!

1bad_stang

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To my darling husband,
Before you return from your trip I just want to let you know about the
small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the
driveway. Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so
please don't worry too much about me.
I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I
accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The
garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a
halt
when it bumped into your car.
I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you
will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my
sweetheart. I am enclosing a picture for you
I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again .
Your loving wife.
XXX















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PS, Your girlfriend called.:dw:
 
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1bad_stang

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TT91 said:
That letter has nothing to do with that picture.
I guess you failed to connect the "PS, YOUR GIRLFRIEND CALLED" to the picture.:nonono: How about I spell it out for you?? Obviously the crazy B**** ran the truck into the cheating f***ers Ferrari. Lacking in the humor department huh?:poke:
 
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1bad_stang said:
I guess you failed to connect the "PS, YOUR GIRLFRIEND CALLED" to the picture.:nonono: How about I spell it out for you?? Obviously the crazy B**** ran the truck into the cheating f***ers Ferrari. Lacking in the humor department huh?:poke:

No, she didnt. Nothing like that happened. Dont bother spelling anything out for me. Thanks pal.
 

1bad_stang

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TT91 said:
No, she didnt. Nothing like that happened. Dont bother spelling anything out for me. Thanks pal.
Then whats the real story on the picture PAL since you seem to know all about it? This is my version, if you dont like it make your own.
You seem to be the only one so far that dont get it. Always one like you in the group.:bash:
 

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On a side note, the insurance money would be enough to buy me a bad ass Turbo Terminator AND pay for a nice funeral for my EX-wife!! With lots of change left over!!!
 

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1bad_stang said:
I guess you failed to connect the "PS, YOUR GIRLFRIEND CALLED" to the picture.:nonono: How about I spell it out for you?? Obviously the crazy B**** ran the truck into the cheating f***ers Ferrari. Lacking in the humor department huh?:poke:

that has been posted and reposted about 5 times in the last couple of years. and yeah the picture has nothing to do with the letter.
 

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