The Buttocks

[Slider]

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the
Man's face was severely burned. The doctor told the
Husband that they couldn't graft any skin from his body
Because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate
Some of her own skin. However, the only skin on her body
That the doctor felt was suitable would have to come
from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they
would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they
requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After
All, this was a very delicate matter. After the surgery was
completed, everyone was astounded at the man's new face.
He looked more handsome than he ever had before! All his
Friends and relatives just went on and on about his youthful
Beauty!
One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was
overcome with emotion at her sacrifice. He said, 'Dear,
I just want to thank you for everything you did for me.
How can I possibly repay you?'
'My darling,' she replied,
'I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother
kiss you on the cheek.'

 

[pho_phizzat]

lol :lol:

 

[carrrnuttt]

LOL

Good one!

 

[Ironhand]

ROFL Haha!!

 

[oldmodman]

That is great!

I am sending it to every daughter in law I know.

 

[lobra97]

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the
Man's face was severely burned. The doctor told the
Husband that they couldn't graft any skin from his body
Because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate
Some of her own skin. However, the only skin on her body
That the doctor felt was suitable would have to come
from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they
would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they
requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After
All, this was a very delicate matter. After the surgery was
completed, everyone was astounded at the man's new face.
He looked more handsome than he ever had before! All his
Friends and relatives just went on and on about his youthful
Beauty!
One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was
overcome with emotion at her sacrifice. He said, 'Dear,
I just want to thank you for everything you did for me.
How can I possibly repay you?'
'My darling,' she replied,
'I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother
kiss you on the cheek.'

lol nice!
there's the same joke but in spanish, my mom used to tell it to people. still funny though :beer:

 

[wrksnfx]

Yeah and when they get into an argument she can yell at him to stop talking out of her ass! LOL!

 

[ponyboyisaac]

haha,
that reminds me of a joke I heard a long time ago.
An older rich gal always gets face lifts and plastic surgery, so much it becomes part of her routine. Well she gets her skin pulled so much that one day she is walking around asking what smells so bad. No one but her can smell the bad odor but she cant figure out where its coming from. Well she gets an itch on her shoulder only to find that her butthole is now on her shoulder from so much skin pulling lol!
It went something like that anyway, not as good as the original posters joke. :beer:

 

[shftn6]

haha,
that reminds me of a joke I heard a long time ago.
An older rich gal always gets face lifts and plastic surgery, so much it becomes part of her routine. Well she gets her skin pulled so much that one day she is walking around asking what smells so bad. No one but her can smell the bad odor but she cant figure out where its coming from. Well she gets an itch on her shoulder only to find that her butthole is now on her shoulder from so much skin pulling lol!
It went something like that anyway, not as good as the original posters joke. :beer:

:shrug:

 

[CobraBob]

That is hilarious!! Funny stuff! :lol1:

 

[TrevorR90]

lmao nice

 

[wvmystichrome]

LOL, I wasn't expecting that remark. That is great.

 

[canibus]

Nice one.

 

[boatcop1]

:beer:

 

[Gallows]

Rofl