17 pages trying to convince everyone he has a real life with people who don't want to set him on fire with every interaction.I'm looking forward to some 17 page reports. WTF else is he goin' to do with all his time off?
17 pages trying to convince everyone he has a real life with people who don't want to set him on fire with every interaction.I'm looking forward to some 17 page reports. WTF else is he goin' to do with all his time off?
we had a family friend who had a full thick beard. one of his students asked him one day if it got in the way when he kissed his wife. he said "no she chews on it when I get home to see what I had for lunch so she doesn't make the same thing for dinner". it was the last time anyone asked him anything about his beard LOLCity folks are so silly. Have your hunting dog lick it clean. Do not get mad at me if it smells like balls, train your dog better.
we had a family friend who had a full thick beard. one of his students asked him one day if it got in the way when he kissed his wife. he said "no she chews on it when I get home to see what I had for lunch so she doesn't make the same thing for dinner". it was the last time anyone asked him anything about his beard LOL
Or make sure he ain't cheating on her...
A man with a plan always carries beard oil to mask that
The hardest part about having a beard, is shaving it off. It wasn't really an issue when I had stubble or a short beard. Now that I have a long beard that I have maintained, shaped, and lived with for more than a year I am not sure I want to remove the man mane.I just grew my first beard at 39 years old so I am new to all the tactics.
The hardest part about having a beard, is shaving it off. It wasn't really an issue when I had stubble or a short beard. Now that I have a long beard that I have maintained, shaped, and lived with for more than a year I am not sure I want to remove the man mane.
Last week or so my beard reached the second button on my shirts. I needed to do a little shaping and trimming so that it would look more full. About 4-6" came off the bottom, and the sides were faded back into my hair the way it should.
Now I walk past the mirror and wait for the length on the bottom to grow back out.
Beards are far from maintenance free. If you don't take care of it, you will look homeless. The way you dress matters too. You can get away with a long beard, but you have to plan around it.
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The hardest part about having a beard, is shaving it off. It wasn't really an issue when I had stubble or a short beard. Now that I have a long beard that I have maintained, shaped, and lived with for more than a year I am not sure I want to remove the man mane.
Last week or so my beard reached the second button on my shirts. I needed to do a little shaping and trimming so that it would look more full. About 4-6" came off the bottom, and the sides were faded back into my hair the way it should.
Now I walk past the mirror and wait for the length on the bottom to grow back out.
Beards are far from maintenance free. If you don't take care of it, you will look homeless. The way you dress matters too. You can get away with a long beard, but you have to plan around it.
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There is so much to say here, but I'm going to pass up the opportunity. However...Beards and pubes have a lot in common
That's no beard, that's a 5 o'clock shadow.What sort of hipster cuckery is this thread?
Want to grow a beard?
Drink whiskey.
Wrestle a bear.
Rub one out in the middle of the office meeting while looking the boss straight in the eye. Let him know who the alpha is around there.
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My problem is where I work will make me get a new badge if I keep it too long. It has only been about a month and so far no one has said anything.
I wouldn't be happy. I would be looking for a hazmat suit with respiratory helmet. LolMy biggest fear is that I'll have to go to a client site that requires you to be shaved for an escape respirator....