someone takes my garbage

[03 deadpool]

Well yeah someone takes it every wendsday. but between 5 oclock tuesday and 11 am wendsday it dissaperears. Well tonight 2 guys in a white s10 pickup stopped and through both bags in the back of the truck and took off. They stopped down the block and grabbed another guys. I know its public domain at the curb and i know they are looking for anything usable but its the principal. Any ideas how i can **** with them ?

 

[4u 2 nv]

I am sure they arent grabbing it to make sure you are recycling properly...i would assume its something bad they are doing.

 

[venom_inc]

Well yeah someone takes it every wendsday. but between 5 oclock tuesday and 11 am wendsday it dissaperears. Well tonight 2 guys in a white s10 pickup stopped and through both bags in the back of the truck and took off. They stopped down the block and grabbed another guys. I know its public domain at the curb and i know they are looking for anything usable but its the principal. Any ideas how i can **** with them ?

Take a crap on it.

 

[thomas91169]

trying to go for identity fraud.

 

[john_anch_ak]

Got a dog or cat? Lace your garbage with dog/cat shit and see what they do. Without a doubt they are looking to steal your identity.

 

[03 deadpool]

I usually shred anything important and put it out with the cat litter.

 

[Screw-Rice]

Any way to get access to, or make an exploding ink bag?

Or better yet, do you have a friend who happens to be a midget? That would be quite entertaining.

 

[Prototype007]

Take a crap on it.

This. Or don't flush your toilet paper for any reason, just toss it in the trash and take it out immediately.

 

[Zemedici]

Sit in the bushes, in a ghillie suit with face paint like Rambo. Headband is a must.

Wait for them.

Snipe their tires.

Good Game.

 

[Camaro_94]

Fill it with dog shit.

 

[HudsonFalcon]

Shred all your personal documents before you throw them out and call the cops. If these thieves are doing this at the same time every collection day is shouldn't be too hard for the cops to stop them and ask them wtf?

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[Rings]

Shred all your personal documents before you throw them out and call the cops. If these thieves are doing this at the same time every collection day is shouldn't be too hard for the cops to stop them and ask them wtf?

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Give the cops the vehicle details & tag #

Also as stated above, animal shit...yours OR cat/dog. I shred anything important, but also throw the cat litter out ON TOP of all other bags. We have big blue receptacles in OKC.

 

[Gravik]

Drop a deuce in one of the bags next time.

 

[FIVEHOE]

Can you please troll the **** out of them?

IE bag with a toy baby doll and what looks to be afterbirth (red dye with meat chunks)

 

[03 DSG Snake]

Shit in the bags. Much Taco Bell is in your future..

 

[LS2GTO]

This is about as easy to **** with them as it gets. Put some nasty ass shit in there and let them get the full whiff of that stuff when they open it up. It's like they're asking to be ****ed with.

 

[Mr. Mach-ete]

Take a five gallon buck and fill it with piss, let ferment in the sun for a week or more. Trust me, you will have never smelled a more deep outrageous stink in all you life. Dump the bucket all over your trash and place it on the curb. They will never come back. Don't get any on your skin either.

 

[03cobra#694]

Take a five gallon buck and fill it with piss, let ferment in the sun for a week or more. Trust me, you will have never smelled a more deep outrageous stink in all you life. Dump the bucket all over your trash and place it on the curb. They will never come back. Don't get any on your skin either.

I sure as heck wouldn't want to to bring that trash can back anywhere near my house. Out houses are bad enough.

 

[Stroszek]

Those crazy NSA guys

 

[HEMIHUNTER]

Take a shit in it?
Really?
****ing rookies
Go to a slaughterhouse, get some cow, pig guts double bag 'em
put a fake skull in it.
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