Snappy Answers
> > >
> > > Snappy Answer #1
> > > A flight attendant was stationed at the
> > > departure gate to check tickets. As a man
> > > approached, she extended her hand for the ticket; he
> > > opened his trench coat & flashed her. Without
> > > missing a beat she said, "Sir, I need to see your
> > > ticket, not your stub."
> > >
> > > Snappy Answer #2
> > > A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys
> > > at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big
> > > enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do
> > > these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy
> > > replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."
> > >
> > > Snappy Answer #3
> > > The cop got out of his car & the kid who was
> > > stopped for speeding rolled down his window. "I've
> > > been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The
> > > kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I
> > > could." When the cop finally stopped laughing, he
> > > sent the kid on his way without a ticket.
> > >
> > > Snappy Answer #4
> > > A truck driver was driving along on the
> > > freeway. A sign comes up that reads "Low bridge
> > > ahead." Before he knows it, the bridge is right
> > > ahead of him & he gets stuck under the bridge.
> > > Cars are backed up for miles..
> > > Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets
> > > out of his car & walks around to the truck driver,
> > > puts his hands on his hips &says, "Got stuck, huh?"
> > > The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this
> > > bridge & ran out of gas."
> > >
> > > Snappy Answer #5
> > > THE TEACHER - Snappy Answer OF THE YEAR
> > > A college teacher reminds her class of
> > > tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate
> > > any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I
> > >! ; might consider a nuclear attack or a serious
> > > personal injury or illness, or a death in your
> > > immediate family but that's it, no other excuses
> > > whatsoever!" A smart-ass guy in the back of the
> > > room raised his hand & asks, "What would you say if
> > > tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete &
> > > utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class does its
> > > best to stifle their laughter. When silence is
> > > restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the
> > > student, shakes her head, & sweetly says, "Well, I
> > > guess you'd have to write the exam with your
> > > other hand."
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > Snappy Answer #1
> > > A flight attendant was stationed at the
> > > departure gate to check tickets. As a man
> > > approached, she extended her hand for the ticket; he
> > > opened his trench coat & flashed her. Without
> > > missing a beat she said, "Sir, I need to see your
> > > ticket, not your stub."
> > >
> > > Snappy Answer #2
> > > A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys
> > > at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big
> > > enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do
> > > these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy
> > > replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."
> > >
> > > Snappy Answer #3
> > > The cop got out of his car & the kid who was
> > > stopped for speeding rolled down his window. "I've
> > > been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The
> > > kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I
> > > could." When the cop finally stopped laughing, he
> > > sent the kid on his way without a ticket.
> > >
> > > Snappy Answer #4
> > > A truck driver was driving along on the
> > > freeway. A sign comes up that reads "Low bridge
> > > ahead." Before he knows it, the bridge is right
> > > ahead of him & he gets stuck under the bridge.
> > > Cars are backed up for miles..
> > > Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets
> > > out of his car & walks around to the truck driver,
> > > puts his hands on his hips &says, "Got stuck, huh?"
> > > The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this
> > > bridge & ran out of gas."
> > >
> > > Snappy Answer #5
> > > THE TEACHER - Snappy Answer OF THE YEAR
> > > A college teacher reminds her class of
> > > tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate
> > > any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I
> > >! ; might consider a nuclear attack or a serious
> > > personal injury or illness, or a death in your
> > > immediate family but that's it, no other excuses
> > > whatsoever!" A smart-ass guy in the back of the
> > > room raised his hand & asks, "What would you say if
> > > tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete &
> > > utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class does its
> > > best to stifle their laughter. When silence is
> > > restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the
> > > student, shakes her head, & sweetly says, "Well, I
> > > guess you'd have to write the exam with your
> > > other hand."
> > >
> > >
> > >
