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[jessie_sanders]

Some questions are best left unanswered.

Simply wondering how many more years before I go through the same thing.

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[Double"O"]

How old is she?

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Almost 13

 

[jessie_sanders]

Almost 13

My baby is almost 12 and is starting to act like a girl. Sucks.

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[SolarYellow]

Simply wondering how many more years before I go through the same thing.

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You are F'd in the A especially with a girl. Me? I don't have any and thank god because I'd be the Italian who pulls out the large knife as I am cooking and scares the boy.

 

[Double"O"]

At my daughters dance recital now...please to report no trannies lol

But 2 people (mother and daughter) out of 250 or so wearing masks...cloth ones lol

The same two people as last year lol

 

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I imagine there is an ex joke to go with this.

 

[Double"O"]

You are F'd in the A especially with a girl. Me? I don't have any and thank god because I'd be the Italian who pulls out the large knife as I am cooking and scares the boy.

Dude its terrible...my lab and i are the only men in the house

 

[wizbangdoodle]

Dude its terrible...my lab and i are the only men in the house

At least you've got your shop to retreat to, right?

 

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[SolarYellow]

Dude its terrible...my lab and i are the only men in the house

It could be worse. How, IDK but it can be.

 

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[Stanley]

Simply wondering how many more years before I go through the same thing.

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Just remember that all boys are dirtbags and none of them are good enough for your baby girl.
If the dirtbag is man enough to shake your hand give him the 'ol crusher grip and give him a blank stare into his eyes. I try to give the impression that there isn't a level of depravity that is off limits if any harm comes to my little girl while she is with him.

 

[wizbangdoodle]

Just remember that all boys are dirtbags and none of them are good enough for your baby girl.
If the dirtbag is man enough to shake your hand give him the 'ol crusher grip and give him a blank stare into his eyes. I try to give the impression that there isn't a level of depravity that is off limits if any harm comes to my little girl while she is with him.

Try this: when you first meet and shake his hand, pull him in close and whisper "I'm not afraid to go back to prison".

 

[jessie_sanders]

Just remember that all boys are dirtbags and none of them are good enough for your baby girl.
If the dirtbag is man enough to shake your hand give him the 'ol crusher grip and give him a blank stare into his eyes. I try to give the impression that there isn't a level of depravity that is off limits if any harm comes to my little girl while she is with him.

My best friends little girl is six months younger than mine. I'm trying to talk him into doing what Martin Lawrence and will Smith did in bad boys 2.

"You ever made love to a man"



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[patc84]

^ that was an epic ****ing scene.

 

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[ShelbyGT5HUN]

^ 5th one looks really cool for some reason.

 

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