Well, sportsfans. It's that time of year again. Spring is in the air. The rains are falling and peaceful muslims from all around the world gather together in peace and fellowship to celebrate the opening day of Ramadan, a month of quiet introspection and spirituality. Last year 854 infidels were gently killed in 182 separate acts of fellowship.
This year we're off to a quick start with 25 infidels delicately ushered into the hereafter in 9 acts of peace. What ever else this month brings, it's sure to be super peaceful.
Lets look at the scoreboard thus far:
This year we're off to a quick start with 25 infidels delicately ushered into the hereafter in 9 acts of peace. What ever else this month brings, it's sure to be super peaceful.
Lets look at the scoreboard thus far: