Only in New Jersey

[Xplicit]

GOOD

A Flemington, NJ policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem - a 12-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD".

The officer then found a young accomplice down the road
with a sign reading "TIPS" and a bucket full of money.
(And we used to just sell lemonade!)


BETTER

A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar post in Edison, NJ. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.


BEST

A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the NJ State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the NJ State Police Ball.

"He replied, "NJ State Troopers don't have balls." There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left.

:beer:

 

[crzyforddrvr]

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Nice

 

[03cobrablack]

I wish I would have thought of the speed trap sign when I was a kid..

 

[LIGHTNING LARRY]

LMMFAO Those are great Franco. :lol1: :lol1: :lol1:

 

[evoish]

Hahahaha thats great. Good old Jersey. Where in Jersey are you from?? Id really like to check that car of yours out.

 

[nj7703]

DUDE!! that is the town i live in, i never saw that kid!!! :-D I have to look for him :lol: that is great!! "Better" and "Best" are great too :lol:

 

[ZincDude]

That is just too funny!!:lol:

 

[Sinister04L]

LoL. BTW Xplicit, your car is friggin gorgeous.

 

[VenomousSVT]

Definitely some funny stuff!!

 

[FordSVTFan]

Originally posted by nj7703
DUDE!! that is the town i live in, i never saw that kid!!! :-D I have to look for him :lol: that is great!! "Better" and "Best" are great too :lol:

Because those are urban legends that have been adapted to this state by adding local town names.

Each of those has been posted here a few times over the last few years with different states and towns!

 

[nj7703]

Originally posted by FordSVTFan
Because those are urban legends that have been adapted to this state by adding local town names.

Each of those has been posted here a few times over the last few years with different states and towns!

I was gonna say, in my flyspec town i would have noticed that. Too much turkey makes the brain loopy!

 

[ssssnake]

hehe I like the last one.

 

[SlowSVT95]

F Jersey

 

[evoish]

Originally posted by SlowSVT95
F Jersey

How dare you criticize my over charging insurance to many damn people gay governor state. :rollseyes

 

[SlowSVT95]

Originally posted by evoish
How dare you criticize my over charging insurance to many damn people gay governor state. :rollseyes

I hate it here... I really do

 

[Xplicit]

Originally posted by nj7703
DUDE!! that is the town i live in, i never saw that kid!!! :-D I have to look for him :lol: that is great!! "Better" and "Best" are great too :lol:

Mike, the kid's name was Dave..David Park, i think? :shrug: I believe he was Korean. He moved out to California to paint ;-)

 

[Xplicit]

Originally posted by evoish
Hahahaha thats great. Good old Jersey. Where in Jersey are you from?? Id really like to check that car of yours out.

I'm from Morris County....anytime man.

03CobraHopeful, thanks! :beer:

 

[nj7703]

Originally posted by Xplicit
Mike, the kid's name was Dave..David Park, i think? :shrug: I believe he was Korean. He moved out to California to paint ;-)

Damn you are cold.. haha:lol: poor Dave. :-D Well if it is sunny i'll go out this weekend, see if i can him him.. haha

 

[Xplicit]

FAIR

A young gentleman(me), was righteously driving down a road in Denville, NJ. A State Trooper upon seeing the Red Baron flashed his lights signifying to the gentleman(me)to pull over. Officer replied, "One guess why i pulled u over." Innocent until proven guilty young man(me)replied, "No idea." Officer, "Tint." 03 owner(me), "Well, why does your car have tint?" Officer, "Would u like to sit in the back and find out why?!" Moral of the story..when u get pulled over, if u don't have fake tits, a tight ass and a cootch..just stfu and accept the ticket :beer:

 

[nj7703]

Originally posted by Xplicit
FAIR

A young gentleman(me), was righteously driving down a road in Denville, NJ. A State Trooper upon seeing the Red Baron flashed his lights signifying to the gentleman(me)to pull over. Officer replied, "One guess why i pulled u over." Innocent until proven guilty young man(me)replied, "No idea." Officer, "Tint." 03 owner(me), "Well, why does your car have tint?" Officer, "Would u like to sit in the back and find out why?!" Moral of the story..when u get pulled over, if u don't have fake tits, a tight ass and a cootch..just stfu and accept the ticket :beer:

:lol: :lol: yeah you don't have the legs for it for sure.. :lol: so did ya get the ticket? I bet you were on 53 in Denville.