Speakin' of Yo mama, when I was doing her doggy style last night, I realized which side of the family you get yo looks from.
Offensive Yo Mama jokes
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Yo mama so stupid she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest in India.
Hey, keep my moma out of this and I'll keep this out of Yo mama!
your mama so fat when I tell her to haul ass, she gotta make two trips.
your mama so fat folks exercise by jogging around her.
Yo mama's so nasty, she calls Janet "Miss Jackson."
Yo mama's teeth are so nasty, they make Yuck Mouth afraid of the cavity creeps.
:rockon:
:rockon:
:bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: 
op: :bowdown:
op: :bowdown:
Yo mama's teeth so nasty when she smiles, folks slow down.
(now I see how y'all got post counts in the thousands :idea: )
(now I see how y'all got post counts in the thousands :idea: )
Oh yeah? well Yo mama so nasty, she's got more clap than an auditorium.
Yo mama so ugly she got a sex change and the surgeon had to flip a coin.
Yo mama so ugly she could scare the moss off a rock.
Yo mama so ugly Medusa is jealous.
Yo mama so ugly she could scare the chrome off a bumper
Yo mama so ugly she could only be yo mama. :lol:
Yo mama so ugly rice krispies won't talk to her.
Yo mama so ugly she gives freddy kreuger nightmares.
Yo mama so ugly she hurt my feelings.
Yo mama so ugly she makes onions cry.
Yo mama so ugly she practices birth control by leaving the lights on.
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