Offensive Yo Mama jokes

[OCSnk]

Yo Mama so ugly, when she walks into the bathroom the toilet flushes on its own!

Yo Mama so ugly, they filmed 'Gorillas in the Mist'....in her shower!

Yo Mama so ugly, when she joined the ugly contest they said "Sorry no professionals allowed"!

Yo Mama so ugly, when she goes swimming the tide goes out!

yo mama so FAT she drives a spandex car

Yours??

Are there any Yo Daddy jokes :shrug:

 

[Stanged96]

Yo mama so stank, she did the splits and stuck

 

[05 Roush]

Yo Mama so old...sh!t, the first line of the Koran was mistranslated. It should read 'All praise is due to Allah, the Lord of the Worlds and Father of Yo' Mama'...

 

[05 Roush]

Yo daddy so fat he walked outside with a yellow jacket on and everyone yelled... "TAXi!!!!!"

 

[05 Roush]

Yo Mama so damn ugly, look like the ho was hit by the whole freakin Ugly Tree!!!

 

[I-CAN-STANG]

Yo mama so fat when she goes to feed the animals at the zoo the visitors would say "look at that hippopotamus"!

 

[speederdoc]

OK, those are the lamest 3 yo mama jokes I have ever heard PlatinumCobra.

 

[SVT_driv3r]

is there a point to this?

 

[05 Roush]

Yo Mama? Yo Mama?

Dat be yo Mama!

 

[CATMACH]

Yo momma so old she dreams re runs

Yo momma so funky she used Secret and it told on her

Yo momma so fat she can roll over a dollar and make four quaters

Yo momma glasses so thick she can see the future

Yo momma so bald you can read her mind

Yo momma got so much hair under her arms it looks like she got buckwheat in a headlock

 

[speederdoc]

Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!

 

[I-CAN-STANG]

 

[05 Roush]

OK, those are the lamest 3 yo mama jokes I have ever heard PlatinumCobra.

Alright, let's kick it up a notch:

Yo mama so fat, when she dances, she make the band skip!

BAM!!!

 

[I-CAN-STANG]

Yo mama so dumb I told her to get on all fours and she did it! :lol1:

 

[speederdoc]

Yo mama so fat, when she hauls ass she has to make two trips.

 

[I-CAN-STANG]

Your moma's so stupid she thinks a 17 inch Admiral is a well hung sailor.

 

[I-CAN-STANG]

Your mamma's so fat, the body snatchers called home for backup.

 

[05 Roush]

Let's get off moms, 'cause I just got off yours.

 

[I-CAN-STANG]

You mama's so dumb she thought Chubby Checkers was a game for fat people.

 

[I-CAN-STANG]

Yo mama's so large, she went to get an all over tan and the sun burned out... :lol: