You could slam fire that bitch too!!
NWS Pics that make you :lol: every time you see them NWS
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Dude is hilarious. Really dig his comedy.
Seems like gingers have some of the best comedians: L. CK, Bill Burr, etc.
It's because we have no soul- it's also a superpower.
It's the extra chromosome.
you mean "the" chromosome
"My son Aiden is my world!"
Women on tinder, bumble, match etc all say that shit, like right up front
Bitch I am just here trying to get laid, not take you away from your womb gremlin…
Kids the wrong...
Womb Gremlin.... I prefer **** Trophy.Women on tinder, bumble, match etc all say that shit, like right up front
Women on tinder, bumble, match etc all say that shit, like right up front
And they said "I'm not here for hookups so move along" and then they **** on the first date and treat it like a hookup haha.
FinishedIFY
then you get a text like this the next morning! This was about three years ago and yes I save this shit for posterity!
Good lord. The stories I have from the dating app days.
Feel like I’ll die if I ever go back to that again.
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Feel like I’ll die if I ever go back to that again.
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No kidding, I don’t miss it to be honest. Shit gets old pretty quick and you are still alone.
Did you make business cards saying g spot mechanic? Feel like that's a great thing to hand out at bars, etc
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