God damn, son… Savage. I bet Jesus is looking at this shedding a tear, right meow. Lol
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God damn, son… Savage. I bet Jesus is looking at this shedding a tear, right meow. Lol
Why does this fact hurt so many feelings? lol
Hurt? No way. I think it's ****in' hilarious. He's a thief like 99% of 'em.
Hell, I have a relative that's one of them.
Please post more nonsense and I'll try to come up with even better tomfoolery.
Did a priest touch your butthole? That would explain it. If not, you're just jealous that he writes books people like. Haha
Ya sure Nancy. Jesus died on the cross so Joel Osteen can make a living by using his name to write motivational / self help books.
Go lay down by your dish you religious pervert.
Nailed it!
Lord, I apologize for that there, and...be with the pygmies in New Guinea, amen
Here we go!!!
What makes you think I'm religious? There is nothing in my comments to lead anyone to the conclusion you've jumped to. I haven't said anything about religion and I've only described Joel Osteen as a motivational speaker akin to Tony Robbins. In fact, the reason I don't care that a motivational speaker can get rich by selling books and talking about Jesus is because I don't believe there is such thing as magical holy men. There is no difference between him and any other self-help con-artist.
Why is it so hard to believe that you can sell tens of millions of books and end up rich?
Some ya'll need Jesus.
Jesus, I need some of that, right there.
Thanks for waiting till today almost ruined my whole Lent thing. Oh wait it's Good Friday, shit.
Being that I currently look like Jesus, and it’s Good Friday, I must insist that we get back to the funnies. This shit is gonna drag for another few pages. I’m balls deep in schoolwork and want to come back to this thread to laugh and decompress. Cut the shit!!!!!
Know who else wrote books?
Jim and Tammy Faye Baker
Benny Hinn
Ted Haggert (who was my next door neighbor from 1974 to 1976)
Jimmy Swaggert.
It's only a matter of time before Joel's name is on that list as well.
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Jim and Tammy Faye Baker
Benny Hinn
Ted Haggert (who was my next door neighbor from 1974 to 1976)
Jimmy Swaggert.
It's only a matter of time before Joel's name is on that list as well.
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Omg I still can't believe this guy still believed Osteen still makes his money from "books" LMAO
