Monday Joke!

ssssnake

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A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks if she can help him.

He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle.

A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of
string on the counter.

She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for
your wife"?

He answers, "You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store
to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers, cause it's soooooooooooo much cheaper."

So, I figured if I have to roll my own.........so does she. :shrug:
 

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Something tells me that this won't end well.

Only 14 days until St. Paddy's day!
Are you stocking up yet:beer:


A very smart lady named Cookie
Said, "I like to mix gambling with nookie
Before every race
I go home to my place
And curl up with a very good bookie"
 

ssssnake

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Something tells me that this won't end well.

Only 14 days until St. Paddy's day!
Are you stocking up yet:beer:


A very smart lady named Cookie
Said, "I like to mix gambling with nookie
Before every race
I go home to my place
And curl up with a very good bookie"

LOL I bet she gets some good "tips."
 

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