Mickey Divorcing Minnie?

[CobraCallie]

Have you heard that Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse are getting a divorce?

Yes, it's very sad, but Mickey went to see a divorce lawyer and explained what was
going on and why he wanted a divorce. The attorney was shocked and told Mickey
that he would have to do some checking and for Mickey to come back in a week.

The following week Mickey showed up and the attorney told him, "I've been
investigating your allegations and I don't think that you can prove that
Minnie is crazy."

"Crazy?" Mickey asked. "I didn't say she was crazy, I said she was ****ing Goofy!"

 

[SID297]

funny

 

[99cobrablack]

old, but still funny.

 

[URDONE]

Mickey should have just hit and quit it.

 

[SNCBOOM]

:lol:

 

[SNK BITN]

"Well whadd'ya know!"

 

[Sailing2Smth]

:sleeping:

 

[thehyena]

i never knew they were married

 

[GoatDaddy]

Cartoon marriages never last

Next up: Beauty & Beast part ways...

 

[zzzzzer]

:lol: :lol: Personally, I laughed my a** off! Never heard that one before.

 

[SohowcomeHottie]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Wilson & Co]

I never liked that bitch anyway