Lol!! Check out this spam e-mail I got! (Nigerian Scam)

Quik Z06

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This below in bold was the title:

Kindly view the attached message to avoid arrest

Anti-Terrorist and Monetary Crimes Division
Fbi Headquarters In Washington, D.C.
Federal Bureau Of Investigation
J. Edgar Hoover Building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW Washington, D.C. 20535-0001
Website: FBI — Homepage


Attention Beneficiary

This is the final warning you are going to receive from me do you get me? I hope you understand how many times this message has been sent to you?.


We have warned you so many times and you have decided to ignore our e-mails or because you believe we have not been instructed to get you arrested and today if you fail to respond back to us with the payment details below,then we would first send a letter to the MAYOR of the city where you reside and direct them to close your bank account until you have been jailed and all your properties will be confiscated by the FBI,CIA and other enforcement agency. We would also send a letter to the company/agency that you are working for so that they could get you fired until we are through with our investigations because a suspect is not suppose to be working for the government or any private organization.

Your ID which we have in our database have been sent to all the crimes agencies in America for them to inset you in their website as an internet fraudsters and to warn people from having any deals with you. This would have been solved all this while if you had gotten the CERTIFICATE SIGNED,ENDORSED AND STAMPED as you where instructed in the e-mail below. This is the federal bureau of investigation (FBI) am writing in response to the e-mail you sent to us and am using this medium to inform you that there is no more time left to waste because you have been given a mandate. As stated earlier to have the document endorsed, signed and stamped without failure and you must adhere to this directives to avoid you blaming yourself at last when we must have arrested and jailed you for life and all your properties confiscated.



You failed to comply with our directives/instruction and that was the reason why we didn't hear from you, as our director has already been notified about you get the process completed yesterday and right now the WARRANT OF ARREST has been signed against you and it will be carried out in the next 48hours as strictly signed by the FBI director. We have investigated and found out that you didn't have any idea when the fraudulent deal was committed with your information's/identity and right now if you ID is placed on our website as a wanted person, I believe you know that it will be a shame to you and your entire family because after then it will be announce in all the local channels that you are wanted by the FBI.


As a good Christian and a Honest man, I decided to see how i could be of help to you because i would not be happy to see you end up in jail and all your properties confiscated all because your information's was used to carry out a fraudulent transactions, i called the EFCC and they directed me to a private attorney who could help you get the process done and he stated that he will endorse, sign and stamp the document at the sum of $98 usd only and i believe this process is cheaper for you.


You need to do every possible thing today and tomorrow to get this process done because our director has called to inform me that the warrant of arrest has been signed against you and once it has been approved, then the arrest will be carried out, and from our investigations we learnt that you were the person that forwarded your identity to one impostor/fraudsters in Nigeria when he had a deal with you about the transfer of some illegal funds into your bank account which is valued at the sum of $10.500,000.00 usd.


I pleaded on your behalf so that this agency could give you till 10/13/2012 so that you could get this process done because i learnt that you were sent several e-mail without getting a response from you, Bear it in mind that this is the only way that i can be able to help you at this moment or you would have to face the law and its consequences once it has befall on you. You would make the payment through western union money transfer with the below details.


RECEIVER'S NAME: WILLIAM ANDERSON

ADDRESS: LAGOS NIGERIA

TEXT QUESTION: IN GOD

ANSWER: WE TRUST

AMOUNT: $98

Senders Full Name:

Sender Full Address:

MTCN:


Send the payment details to me which are senders name and address, mtcn number, text question and answer used and the amount sent. Make sure that you didn't hesitate making the payment down to the agency by today so that they could have the certificate endorsed, signed and stamped immediately without any further delay. After all this process has been carried out, then we would have to proceed to the bank for the transfer of your compensation funds which is valued at the sum of $10.500,000.00 usd which was suppose to have been transferred to you all this while.


Note all the crimes agencies have been contacted on this regards and we shall trace and arrest you if you disregard this instructions. You are given a grace today to make the payment for the document after which your failure to do that will attract a maximum arrest and finally you will be appearing in court for act of terrorism,money laundering and drug trafficking charges, so be warned not to try any thing funny because you are been watched.


THANKS FOR YOUR CO-OPERATION.

ROBERT S. MUELLER III
FBI DIRECTOR

Lol, Ive never laughed so hard. My final warning huh? LOL!! These things are funny to me, at least this guy came up with something new.
 

deadernie

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Apparently some people fall for this crap and send the money. Why else would they keep trying?:shrug:

Scammers gonna scam.

Made me LOL though.

Does my city even have a mayor?
 
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There has been reports of these idiots threatening people's lives and families when they don't comply...lol, gotta love Africa.
 

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Lol, I was going to e-mail back and tell him i'll send the $98 just for being original!
 

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You should email him back telling him that you will send even more money to keep your record clean. All you need is his real name and back account information.
 

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You would not believe how many fall for this. We had one bank customer that sent them EVERYTHING he had. Last known count was over $850,000.00. He sold his business, cashed in his CDs, his IRAs and anything he could. We warned him before he sent the fist penny. He would not believe ANYONE but them. Man in his 70s, 20 year old wife with new baby and nothing to live for. Even the FBI tried to warn him to help him and he told them to get out.

Some people will never learn or believe.
 

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Apparently some people fall for this crap and send the money. Why else would they keep trying?:shrug:

Scammers gonna scam.

Made me LOL though.

Does my city even have a mayor?

That is true, as unbelievable as it sounds, there are people who fall victim to these scams. Otherwise they wouldn't be wasting their time with them. This one is a new slant, but it is not well done at all. I won't even get into the errors that should raise an eyebrow. But again, there are those out there who most certain do fall victim. :dw:
 

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sounds like you better pay the 98 bux, the mayors going to beat you down personally for your serious crimes. lol
 

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I used to send messages about Mohammed being a pedophile and other history of Islam. I actually had one guy call me crazy and to leave him alone.

I reported them to a Federal Webiste, some like this: Internet Crime Complaint Center (IC3) | File a Complaint

I stopped responding after they told not to respond and to change all my passwords to key websites.
 

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The best scambait ever was the Anus laptops. I recommend searching and reading it. These people are extremely stupid and have been baited into sending their own money to the people who they originally planned to rip off.
 

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