LITTLE JOHNNY WAS IN THE 4TH GRADE CLASS WHEN
THE TEACHER ASKED WHAT THEIR FATHERS DID FOR
A LIVING. ALL THE TYPICAL ANSWERS CAME CAME UP -
FIREMAN, COP, DOCTOR, SALESMAN, ETC.
LITTLE JOHNNY WAS BEING UNUSALLY QUIET AND SO
THE TEACHER ASKED HIM "WHAT DOES YOUR FATHER
DO"?
"MY FATHER'S AN EXOTIC DANCER IN A GAY BAR AND
TAKES OFF ALL HIS CLOTHES FOR OTHER MEN. AND
IF THE OFFER IS REALLY GOOD HE GOES OUT BACK
AND MAKES GAY LOVE TO THEM FOR MONEY".
THE TEACHER WAS OBVIOUSLY STUNNED BY THIS
STATEMENT AND QUICKLY PUSHED THE OTHER
CLASSMATES INTO ANOTHER ROOM TO COLOR AND
THEN TOOK LITTLE JOHNNY ASIDE TO ASK HIM, "IS
THAT REALLY TRUE ABOUT YOUR FATHER"?
"NO", SAID LITTLE JOHNNY, "HE PLAYS FOR THE
SAN FRANCISCO 49'ERS, BUT I WAS TOO EMBARRASSED
TO TELL ANYONE"!
THE TEACHER ASKED WHAT THEIR FATHERS DID FOR
A LIVING. ALL THE TYPICAL ANSWERS CAME CAME UP -
FIREMAN, COP, DOCTOR, SALESMAN, ETC.
LITTLE JOHNNY WAS BEING UNUSALLY QUIET AND SO
THE TEACHER ASKED HIM "WHAT DOES YOUR FATHER
DO"?
"MY FATHER'S AN EXOTIC DANCER IN A GAY BAR AND
TAKES OFF ALL HIS CLOTHES FOR OTHER MEN. AND
IF THE OFFER IS REALLY GOOD HE GOES OUT BACK
AND MAKES GAY LOVE TO THEM FOR MONEY".
THE TEACHER WAS OBVIOUSLY STUNNED BY THIS
STATEMENT AND QUICKLY PUSHED THE OTHER
CLASSMATES INTO ANOTHER ROOM TO COLOR AND
THEN TOOK LITTLE JOHNNY ASIDE TO ASK HIM, "IS
THAT REALLY TRUE ABOUT YOUR FATHER"?
"NO", SAID LITTLE JOHNNY, "HE PLAYS FOR THE
SAN FRANCISCO 49'ERS, BUT I WAS TOO EMBARRASSED
TO TELL ANYONE"!
