Well, some birds went to town on my car this morning while I was asleep - I woke up to this:
At first I thought it was a great blue heron, because there's a lot that live around the river behind my house, but while I was washing it down with the pressure washer there were three crows watching me.
I finished spraying it and decided it needed to be moved into the sun from the cover of the tree - I was backing out and the crows were still in the cul-de-sac - as I got closer, they didn't move - ****y little SOB's - so I slam on the accelerator, & they scattered, but one didn't make it out of the way - THUMP! Got im' - he's hobbling around, and I slam it back into drive and chase him down! I did this a few times until the little shit was dead - at a certain point I figured it was more humane to just finish the little f_uck off with the car.
So, what should I do with the dead crow? Should I hang it upside down from the tree, as I've heard that that's the best way to get rid of crows, or do you think the other two crows, seeing what I did to their buddy, are gone for good? As well, you'll get maggots in a few days... A whole nother can of worms I don't want to open.
Pics of the rubber I left all over my cul-de-sac - this is a while later after I'd hosed off the blood...
No pics of the dead crow, it wasn't pretty, it's in a garbage bag now.
>>EDIT: These crows have done this before a few weeks ago, but this time it was like 3 times worse - so that's why I was so ticked - I would've laughed it off if they hadn't returned to watch me spray off their shit with our pressure washer.
At first I thought it was a great blue heron, because there's a lot that live around the river behind my house, but while I was washing it down with the pressure washer there were three crows watching me.
I finished spraying it and decided it needed to be moved into the sun from the cover of the tree - I was backing out and the crows were still in the cul-de-sac - as I got closer, they didn't move - ****y little SOB's - so I slam on the accelerator, & they scattered, but one didn't make it out of the way - THUMP! Got im' - he's hobbling around, and I slam it back into drive and chase him down! I did this a few times until the little shit was dead - at a certain point I figured it was more humane to just finish the little f_uck off with the car.
So, what should I do with the dead crow? Should I hang it upside down from the tree, as I've heard that that's the best way to get rid of crows, or do you think the other two crows, seeing what I did to their buddy, are gone for good? As well, you'll get maggots in a few days... A whole nother can of worms I don't want to open.
Pics of the rubber I left all over my cul-de-sac - this is a while later after I'd hosed off the blood...
No pics of the dead crow, it wasn't pretty, it's in a garbage bag now.
>>EDIT: These crows have done this before a few weeks ago, but this time it was like 3 times worse - so that's why I was so ticked - I would've laughed it off if they hadn't returned to watch me spray off their shit with our pressure washer.
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