title says its all. Houston granny shoots masterbator trying to break into house.
Gun-toting grandma shoots masturbating man trying to break into her Texas home
Gun-toting grandma shoots masturbating man trying to break into her Texas home
Houston Granny shoots masterbator
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Just remember 2 to the chest 1 to the head so as to avoid all law suits from the victi---- um I mean perp then 1 more to the head just to make sure.
Who thinks if the perp had a big johnson Granny would have let him in?
There are a couple of statutes in Texas that protect you in these cases...if the shooting is deemed justified then the shooter has 'civil immunity' from personal injury/death lawsuits.
HOUSTON (WSVN) — Police in Texas say a grandmother shot a naked man who tried to break into her home.
The woman, who only wanted to be identified as “Granny Jean,” told KTRK she was taking out the trash Tuesday afternoon when she spotted the man riding his bicycle and masturbating.
“Some guy pulled off his pants and pulled his pants open, playing with his thing, and he ran up and I told him to get away from my door, or I will shoot him,” she told the station.
Houston Police said the man followed her to her the front of her home, and tried to break into the house while her granddaughter was inside.
Jean said she warned him again, but when he continued to try to gain entry, she grabbed her gun and shot through the door.
She fired just one shot, hitting the man in the chest, the Houston Chronicle reports. The suspect tried to flee on his bike, but only managed to pedal a few feet away before collapsing on a neighboring lawn.
Police said the man was rushed to a local hospital in critical condition, but is expected to survive.
It was apparently not his first time exposing himself. According to the Star-Telegram, police said the same man was arrested just last week for running naked in a neighborhood nearby.
Jean was questioned by detectives but has not been charged in the shooting.
The woman, who only wanted to be identified as “Granny Jean,” told KTRK she was taking out the trash Tuesday afternoon when she spotted the man riding his bicycle and masturbating.
“Some guy pulled off his pants and pulled his pants open, playing with his thing, and he ran up and I told him to get away from my door, or I will shoot him,” she told the station.
Houston Police said the man followed her to her the front of her home, and tried to break into the house while her granddaughter was inside.
Jean said she warned him again, but when he continued to try to gain entry, she grabbed her gun and shot through the door.
She fired just one shot, hitting the man in the chest, the Houston Chronicle reports. The suspect tried to flee on his bike, but only managed to pedal a few feet away before collapsing on a neighboring lawn.
Police said the man was rushed to a local hospital in critical condition, but is expected to survive.
It was apparently not his first time exposing himself. According to the Star-Telegram, police said the same man was arrested just last week for running naked in a neighborhood nearby.
Jean was questioned by detectives but has not been charged in the shooting.
He should have been in a mental health facility undergoing psychiatric evaluation. I would guess he was probably right back out on the street in a day or two.
Im willing to bet that he will think twice before pulling his pecker out on Granny next time though
Well get those rookie numbers up and the hoes will come
Because there are two types of law, Texas law and Harris County law. Man the stories I have of people getting away with stuff here would make your blood boil
Man i was just thinking about you.
I'm hit or miss on here as of late. Did you make the move yet?
Love the sign/plaque attached to her mailbox. 
Somebody buy Grandma some fresh ammo!
Oh I know in Texas it is pretty much legal to protect your property with up to deadly force in a lot of instances. This is the main reason most repo men in that state want to only do a repo with police escort and in broad daylight as if they are caught at night then they are pretty much hamburger.
Plus Castle Doctrine FTW
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