Good way to decline a wedding invite?

[Blackvenom12]

so you gonna go and get laid either way?

 

[Rochard]

piitb of the crazy ex. bring a hot friend, get drunk, coerce crazy ex and hot friend into a 3some.

That's exactly what I was going to say....

 

[canibus]

kinda disrespectful to not go when invited

 

[cobra_4]

If you are invited you need to send a gift or at least a card with money.

Send a gift, say you'll be out of town for work, etc.

Can't go wrong either way.

 

[LIGHTNING LARRY]

A friend from highschool is gettin married next month, i do not want to attend the wedding (old girlfriend will be there and shes crazy) whats a polite way i can tell this girl that i will not be going but i wish her the best of luck?

Tell him the truth.

 

[ViciousJay]

kinda disrespectful to not go when invited

done it many times... marriage today is a joke! I believe NO BRIDE SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO WEAR WHITE ANYMORE!

NONE ARE PURE, which it what it represents

 

[BossHogg]

The person getting married is a girl from highschool, I wouldn't consider myself good friends with her. I really don't even talk to her that much, and my ex is best friends with her, on a good note i did piih(ex)b last week (crazy drunk calls). Thanks for all the feedback though. I'm just going to go with I can't make it but i wish you the best of luck and send a card.

 

[Solopony]

Ha i just noticed ur from Mishawaka. So you just piihb but you won't go to a wedding because of her being present? That's pretty fishy.

 

[OneFastSnake]

Email the ex-GF and tell her if you shows up your going to slit her throat. Or just bring a hotter girl with you. Hopfully she wont show

 

[TexRob]

Call your friend the day before the wedding,and tell them you have a really bad case of Explosive Diarrhea and should probably not attend.

 

[TripleBlack]

Just turn off your phone, and don't turn it back on until after the wedding.

Say you didn't pay your cell phone bill. lol.

Then they can't expect a present because your broke ass couldn't even pay your bill!