Geography of a woman

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GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa - half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe -
Well - developed and open to trade, especially for something of real value.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain -
very hot, relaxed, and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece & gently aging, but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all-conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel - has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, and takes care of business.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada - cool, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.

After 70, she becomes Tibet - wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages.... an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.



THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran - ruled by a couple of nuts.
 

harry gilbert

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I think you need to revise your man's geography a bit.

I can agree that from 1-50 a man is like Iran, but after 50 he's ruled by a couple of raisins (they were big ole coconuts, but are now rather old and wrinkly raisins).
 

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Lame, 18 -40 North Korea - lying whores and will be believe anything that comes out of their mouth are psycho and do evil shit.
 

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