offtopic sorta but once when I was filling up at a gas station I had the following exchange of words...
Him "Hey, how does it feel to kill the environment every time you drive that thing?"
Me "Hey, how does it feel to be driving a vagina anytime you have to go anywhere?"
he got back in his car and then moved along...lol
If you are ever in NC let me know, i'll buy you a beer lol