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boduke0220

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offtopic sorta but once when I was filling up at a gas station I had the following exchange of words...

Him "Hey, how does it feel to kill the environment every time you drive that thing?"
Me "Hey, how does it feel to be driving a vagina anytime you have to go anywhere?"
he got back in his car and then moved along...lol

If you are ever in NC let me know, i'll buy you a beer lol
 

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Before you said how fast you were actually going, reading the first line of your post made me think of this old song called 'Beep Beep' about a lowly Nash Rambler overtaking a Cadillac. So I took the liberty to re-write the song with a couple of subtle changes. LOL! Here's my "revised version" with the original song below from YouTube. :lol1:

While riding in my '04 Cobra,
What to my surprise.
A little Toyota Prius was following me -
About one third my size.
The girl must've wanted to pass me
As she kept on tooting her horn. Beep! Beep!
I'll show her that a Terminator
Is not a car to scorn.
Beep beep. Beep! Beep!
Her horn went beep beep beep.

I pushed my foot down to the floor
To give the girl the shake.
But the little Toyota stayed right behind;
She still had on her brake.
She must have thought her car had more guts
As she kept on tooting her horn. Beep! Beep!
I'll show her that a Terminator
Is not a car to scorn.
Beep beep. Beep! Beep!
Her horn went beep beep beep.

I dropped my car into 2nd gear
And we took off with gust.
Soon we were doing ninety -
Must've left her in the dust.
When I peeked in the mirror of my car,
I couldn't believe my eyes:
The little Toyota Prius was right behind -
I think that chick could fly.
Beep beep. Beep! Beep!
Her horn went beep beep beep.

Now we're doing a hundred and ten -
This certainly was a race.
For a Prius to pass a Cobra
Would be a big disgrace.
The girl must've wanted to pass me up
As she kept on tooting her horn.
I'll show her that a Terminator
Is not a car to scorn.
Beep beep. Beep! Beep!
Her horn went beep beep beep.

Now we're doing a hundred and twenty -
As fast as I could go.
The Pruis pulled along side of me
As if we were going slow.
The girl rolled down her window
And yelled for me to hear,
"Hey, Dude, how can I get this car
Out of second gear!"


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that is hilarious! thanks
 

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This weekend I was cruising around in the Shelby. This guy in a Gran Prix was kind of just pacing me. Well it comes time for me to turn, AND THEN AND ONLY THEN, he does a fly-by. :lol:
 

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Sometimes you just need to keep your mouth shut, this, my friend was one of those times.
 

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"I don't always get outrun by a Prius. But when I do I go and tell it on SVTP. Stay fast, my friends."

Cobrabob, your version of the Beep Beep song was hilarious. Now I have to and dig out that record and listen to it.
 

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Seriously whats the point of this post?? You shouldn't have a cobra then...40-55mph????? REALLY????

the point - I thought it was funny, caught daydreaming looking at the sky on a nice day by Prius of all cars. Nothing more. :shrug:

Really pretty tough to swallow for you I suppose but nobody really cares.... and I am not as lucky as you, unfortunately we have plenty of speed limits and cops where I live. :bowdown:
 

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"I don't always get outrun by a Prius. But when I do I go and tell it on SVTP. Stay fast, my friends."

Cobrabob, your version of the Beep Beep song was hilarious. Now I have to and dig out that record and listen to it.

Did it help get you out of your down-in-the-dumps funk, James? :lol1: I saw your thread. If it brought a smile to your face then it was worth the time for me to post it up. The song just stuck in my brain when I read the OPs post. :thumbsup:
 

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