Favorite quotes

[SHONOFF98]

Just something to pass some time, what are some of your guys favorite quotes?

Here's a couple of mine:


"Old enough to know better, young enough to not give a ****!"

"I felt like destroying something beautiful." - Fight Club

"I do not regret the things I have done, but those I did not do." - Lucas from Empire Records

 

[mustangkid05]

the one who laughs last, laughs the loudest

 

[9cobra4]

he who pee's in wind gets wet

 

[SHONOFF98]

the one who laughs last, laughs the loudest

He who laughs last, thinks the slowest lol

 

[Bullitt995]

"If you talk to God, you're religious. If God talks to you, you're insane."

-House

 

[Mario93]

it's all pink on the inside

 

[KindaStock]

Don't do anything by half. If you love someone, love them with all your soul. When you go to work, work your ass off. When you hate someone, hate them until it hurts
-Henry Rollins

The Iron never lies to you. You can walk outside and listen to all kinds of talk, be told that you're a god or a total bitch. The Iron will always kick you the real deal. The Iron is the great reference point, the all-knowing perspective giver. Always there like a beacon in the pitch black. I have found the Iron to be my greatest friend. It never freaks out on me, never runs. Friends may come and go. But two
hundred pounds is always two hundred pounds.
-Henry Rollins

 

[tony281sc2]

If somethings hard to do it's not worth doing.

 

[husker4life]

"Cocaine is a hell of a drug." Rick James on the Dave Chappelle show

 

[WhiteStallionGT]

"I was in a pool." - The Great George Costanza

"SERENITY NOW!!!!!" - The Great George Costanza

 

[PSI87]

"Hate the sin, love the sinner."
Mahatma Gandhi

"Every man is guilty of all the good he didn't do."
Voltaire

"People should either be caressed or crushed."
Machiavelli

"Veni, vidi, vici."
Gaius Julius Caesar

"Si vis pacem para bellum."
Publius Flavius Vegetius Renatus

"If an injury has to be done to a man it should be so severe that his vengeance need not be feared."
Machiavelli

"The shaft of the arrow had been feathered with one of the eagle's own plumes. We often give our enemies the means of our own destruction."
Aesop

"A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic."
Joseph Stalin

"Those who would give up a little freedom to get a little security shall soon have neither."
Benjamin Franklin

 

[rcknrol]

"Before Elvis, there was nothing" - John Lennon

 

[SWThomas]

You gonna skin that smoke wagon or just stand there and bleed?

Kurt Russell as Wyatt Erp.

 

[NO-BlkLightning2K]

"you want an apology, a fckn whitmans sampler?" -tony soprano

"guy killed 16 czechoslovakians, he was an interior decorator." -paulie (referring to the russian)

"she's a malignant c*nt." -Paulie

"we're not lost, stop gettin c*nty." -paulie

 

[svtfocus2cobra]

"If I'm wrong I lose nothing, if you're wrong you lose everything" - don't know the author, someone please tell me.

 

[Lightning Steve]

"Get that chip off your shoulder or I'll knock it off"-Dad
"Boy you have one thick skull"-Dad

"Why did I lie, if I tell the truth I'm in shit, if I lie I have a 50/50 chance of getting away with it"-me

 

[wally9404]

there is nothing you can buy in the drugstore that will kill you quicker than me! doc richardson.

 

[HandoZiZle]

Yeah, get me a box of condoms, and, what was that thing we used to eat back in the day? What was it... oh yeah, pussy. Half Baked

 

[lloyyd]

I'm a mushroom cloud layin' motherf*cker, motherf*cker! - Jules, Pulp Fiction

 

[Shiper]

Self owned by the double post...