Don't Eat The Shrooms

Tuyo

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Something weird is in the mushrooms in Michigan's Ypsilanti Township: Police say a man ripped off part of his own penis, almost killing himself through blood loss, after taking hallucinogenic mushrooms. Cops found the naked, screaming man outside a school after responding to a late-night burglar alarm, the Detroit Free Press reports.

"He really wasn’t saying much at all—a lot of yelling and screaming," a police spokesman says. "He wasn’t making sense. They couldn’t really communicate with him in terms of constructive conversation." The man, a Columbus, Ohio, native, was nearly dead by the time they got him to hospital. Police say he has no history of mental illness or extensive drug use and blood tests will be carried out to see if the mushrooms were laced with anything
Man Tears Off Own Penis, Blames Mushrooms - He almost died from blood loss
 

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"He really wasn’t saying much at all—a lot of yelling and screaming,"


I'm not entirely sure what else could be done after one rips his own dick off....
 

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It is weird, my wife loves mushrooms and tries to rip my penis off nightly! Hmmm?
 

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Shrooms............ ah the good ol' days......... trippin, ripping the dick off, forgetting what you did with it.......going back to school thinking you left it there.
 

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Last time I did mushrooms the General Lee from my Dukes of Hazzard poster started to drive across the wall, like I said; the LAST time I did shrooms. :) I never wanted to rip my junk off the 5 or 6 times I did it. Go figure.
 

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Yeah, they were laced with something for sure. Could not imagine anyone doing something like that on shrooms. All you typically do is laugh hard at stupid shit for 6 hours.
 

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maybe he was thinking of this song
 
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